dealsi fart in your general direction! t-shirt for $5…


I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!


@rlapid2112: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.


I AM Arthur King of The Britons!!


@heymo: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.

Its sad how much I love this movie.


Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


Bonus points for the tag "yourmotherwasahampster"


I'll put this next to my "Free Mustache Rides" tee shirt. X