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Gizzer Liquor Dispenser

Gizzer Liquor Dispenser for $19.98

Mar 11, 2010 3:34 PM

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"Over the Hill" liquor dispenser. Scotch and bourbon mature with age, but it doesn't mean you have to! Equally sophisticated and silly, this outrageous item features a heavy, textured glass base topped with a half-naked geezer relieving himself. Just push the button to dispense. Makes a terrific retirement gift! Holds 15 oz. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Plastic, ceramic, 13 1/2".

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I had one of these when I was a kid.. I always thought it was hysterical, especially being a child, potty humor was always funny. Dad used to call it "the pisser"

sandrade sandrade
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FYI the coupon code for free shipping works for everything on that site...and the coupon code is KMMAFFFS

notezs notezs
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Interesting product description.
Sophisticated is probably the LAST word that comes to my mind when I see this item.

radicalreader radicalreader
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So is the misspelling of Gizzer supposed to be Geezer or Jizzer? I suppose either would suffice, although the latter should probably dispense coffee creamer rather than liquor.

pinchecat pinchecat
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maybe it's a combination of the two. you know, an old man releasing into a cup, then you drink it. brings new meaning to "grandpa's old cough medicine"

hrblvr hrblvr
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@pinchecat: Bailey's Irish Cream would work. Just saying...

marvelljones marvelljones
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Hmm... Scotch, you say? Don't mind if I do... ;-)

billchase2 billchase2

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