Personalised Fireworks for $81.29 + free shipping
free shipping in the UK only!
A jaw-dropping climax to any fireworks display, this bespoke box will ignite up to 200 brilliant white rockets all at once, to create a startling likeness of your face that can be seen from up to 30km away. Just set up the self-contained box – making sure it’s facing the right direction – light the single fuse and retreat to the minimum safe distance (approx. 200m). In a blinding explosion that will completely ionize the paper box, your personalised display will launch every single rocket into the sky simultaneously, producing the equivalent of full stadium lighting for up to 5 seconds
If you could get that shipped here I'm in!
Way kewl. Stupid California!!!
If only that wasn't an April fools joke.
I see several Wooter-marriage proposals with these.
Little late for April fools.
Maypril fools!
At the moment this appears above a KFC deal on deals.woot... and that is Col. Sanders in fireworks!
Confirmed! When you click "Pre-Order" it takes you to an "April Fools" landing page. Sad really.
Is that Brian Blessed?
Voted down because it's a really late April Fools joke... Kind of funny, but definitely very late.
That would be awesome to have at my wake!

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