Starting at $26.98 for the blue. Other colors available but they cost more.
Pull on the Analog Combat Sushi 3 Board Short and start a food fight of epic proportions at the all-you-can-eat Japanese restaurant. The quick-drying poly fabric may deflect airborne rainbow rolls and warm sake, but it won't do a damn thing when the highly-irritated waitstaff shoves a fistful of wasabi up your nostril.
Also in yellow for $24.28 on another page, but related: