Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie NOW ON SALE for $39.99
For DAY 2 of our Daily Birthday Sales!
Congratulations on being accepted as a test candidate for the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Please keep your hoodie on you at all times as the results of prolonged exposure of test subjects to the outside world are as yet unknown.
For a limited time only!
Your Aperture Science Test Candidate Hoodie will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak. If your Test Candidate Hoodie does speak, please disregard its advice.

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