Chuck Norris Is My Homeboy for $12.81
Seriously, if you don't buy this shirt, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face. If you haven't heard all of the facts or any of them before, here are a few for your reading pleasure: Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none." "Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face." "Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever." And the quotes go on and on... Probably millions of pages devoted to Chuck Norris. I mean, Chuck Norris is like the greatest human being in the world, and for him to be your homeboy must then be like the greatest thing in the world... So this shirt is basically your only protection from a roundhouse kick to the face... and a friend of Chuck Norris' is a friend of ours.

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