Car Oxygen Bar In Metallic Blue for $7.98
•This product produces ozone and anion which can rapidly eliminate the car inside soot, peculiar smell, and have force sterilization, purification air, make your car air as fresh as bathes in the forest.
•The anion is called "in the air of Vitamin", is beneficial to the health of human beings.
•Plug and play installation.
•Has the best medicine function, and can effectively reduces the cough, sneezes, asthma's incidence of a disease.
•Suitable for all 12V car power.
•Direct insertion the portfire, the blue lamp bright denote enter the work estage.
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pruiz87
added 2 years ago
wtf?
It might be an ionizer, it might be a light saber, but it is definitely Engrish.
I am almost tempted to buy one just so i this site stays in business so i can come back every so often and read the product descriptions!
"This product produces ozone and anion which can rapidly eliminate the car"
O noes! not eliminate the car!
And my favorite
"The anion is called "in the air of Vitamin", is beneficial to the health of human beings"
*but it extremly toxic to dogs cats and other furry animals
@alfredenigma: Lol. I must of rushed through the description. Didn't realize it was so bad lol.
"Direct insertion the portfire, the blue lamp bright denote enter the work estage."
What's a portfire? And do I have one in my car?

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