Bugatti Torch Lighters only $18.99 plus $6.99 flat-rate shipping (*some exceptions for large oversized items).
Bugatti is the, er, Bugatti of lighters. Designed in the spirit of the gazillion dollar Bugatti vehicles, their inspired torch lighter series will provide the shock and the awe y'all. In fact, upon sparking the flame from this hefty, thickly encased butane-powered torch, you are likely to be instantaneously consumed by a blinding flash of purplish light that will turn you and your surroundings into flaky white ash....but then your corpus will miraculously rematerialize into a multi-tentacled gelatinous mass that will be able to live in two different dimensions simultaneously and shoot fireballs out of your eyes. I just made that part up. But the first part is all true. Seriously, this insane in the membrane $18.99 price says it all. Shaq diesel torch lighter, hefty casing, powerful single-torch flame, Bugatti design, $100 MSRP. And all yours for 19 shekels. Say wha?? Oh yes.