HP H8-1213c Desktop, 2TB, 10GB, 460W Power Supply, Windows 7 (Refurbished) for $639.99 + $5.00 shipping
A card is so impersonal. Yelling disturbs the neighbors. The way to go is passive-aggressive. Throw this H8 their way and you'll send a solid message. And after they storm out, hey! You got a computer! Win-win, right?