Civet Crap Choice Coffee for $17.99
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Did you miss out on getting a Bag of Crap? Maybe this will make it up to you!
Munch, munch, munch, plop, plop, plop - that's how you get good coffee! And we're dead serious. If you love coffee and are brave, read on. Prowling the coffee plantations at night, Paradoxurus hermaphroditis (better known as the Asian Palm Civet Cat, or Steve to his friends) eats only the finest and ripest cherries (the fruit of the coffee plant). Eventually, it poops out the stones (more commonly called "beans"). These are collected and cleaned and eventually become the coffee beans we know and love. YAY. And we choose to call this culinary marvel Civet Crap Choice Coffee.
Civet Crap Choice Coffee is also known as "Kopi Luwak", and is considered by many to be the world's finest coffee
Craptastic!

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