dealsintroducing the world's first home mini-nuclear…

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JUST Dayton, OH. BIGGER! WE NEED BIGGER!!

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But how much does it cost? And is there free shipping?

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They use a minor metropolitan area like Dayton to give an inflated number of years it will power a city. I say hold on this deal, the technology should get better in time.

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@okham: OH, sorry, forgot to add that. Free shipping as long as you have email. Price is based upon how many units purchased.

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Didn't somebody win a Nobel a while back for finding a way to turn an old warhead into a small reactor?

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Is the power this generates compatible with my Mac?

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@barbercb: Sorry, I read somewhere that it's PC only for now, but they expect to support Snow Leopard and above in the next few months...

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@barbercb: Not sure, but it should be enough for a couple new Ipads. Bazinga!

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In for 3. Make that 4. I need an extra one for me quantumdefibrulator.

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How many miles will this thing give me on my JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank?

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Is there a half lifetime warranty?

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I SHALL NOT HELP YOU GET YOUR JOKE IN. DIE TIGERDIRECT(love you), DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This better be rated for at least 1,41 Jiggawatts or I'm gonna whine about it all over the InterWebs.

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I wonder if it comes with a free lifetime supply of uranium?

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@bielzebub:

...That depends on how close you live to the reactor. For instance, if you keep it in your house, then yes, definitely, it comes with a 'lifetime' supply of uranium...otherwise, about 2 weeks 'worth' of uranium, depending on prevailing winds and depth of the water table.

P.S.
Any relation to Jessica Bielzebub? She's hotter than, well, you know...

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I need 1.21 Gigawatts of power for ummm, my Delorian

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@sadsephitattles: I do believe this goes against the recently clarified policy on preorders. :)

Nice catch. Very amusing.

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In for 1. Um, Anyone have a good deal for spiders.

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@rond67215: Yeah, she's my... wait, I was told not to say anything about that....

Though I do plan on moving close to Chernobyl, so I could probably just plug my tv into my dog and get the power I need...

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This is good. The one I've been running in my basement is starting to leak through the foundation, so I've been looking at replacing it. Didn't even get 20 years out of it, so I hope the new technology is better.

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For those of us that live in the Dayton Ohio area this is pretty darn funny

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I'm not buying until I get confirmation it will charge my iPad 2.

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@patrixmyth:

iPad 2 ?!? Late adopter! Late adopter! (business-casually dressed mob starts to grumble) Hasn't stood in the rain and/or snow for 12 hours to get iPad 3, er, New iPad! The Creator is looking down on you from iHeaven in His wroth, blasphemer! (pitchforks (with Gucci leather handles, mind you) are heard rattling)...