See in Complete Darkness!
Here's the situation: you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to pee. Real bad. But you don't want to turn on all the lights, for they will burn your eyes with their incandescence. So, you either injure yourself, stumbling in the darkness, or you wet your bed. Neither is fun. If you have some of these awesome SpyNet Night Vision Binoculars next to your bed, you'll be able to see in the dark and pee in safety and ease. *