dealsthe truth about chuck norris: 400 facts about the…

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I am told that this is written in Chuck Norris's blood and that his blood type is AK-47.

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Behind the beard is another fist.

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No one really knows because Chuck Norris has never spilled blood, its all just speculation.

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Chuck Norris vs Charlie Sheen?
Indestructible Kun-fu master vs Vatican Assassin Warlock.

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I wish this book was named, "400 reasons why Chuck Norris is an ass-hat". Because he is.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the ground down.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman...

Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris' beard is a licensed and bonded contractor...