deals → the truth about chuck norris: 400 facts about the…

vote-for27vote-against
The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human (9781592403448): Ian…

The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human (9781592403448): Ian… for $10.40

Mar 11, 2011 7:05 AM

The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth

Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world’s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.

@ amazon.com

chris9450 chris9450

8 Comments add a comment

Sort By:

vote-for1vote-against

I am told that this is written in Chuck Norris's blood and that his blood type is AK-47.

stephant stephant
vote-for0vote-against

Behind the beard is another fist.

kpoker kpoker
vote-for3vote-against

No one really knows because Chuck Norris has never spilled blood, its all just speculation.

lagero lagero
vote-for2vote-against

Chuck Norris vs Charlie Sheen?
Indestructible Kun-fu master vs Vatican Assassin Warlock.

whild whild
vote-for1vote-against

I wish this book was named, "400 reasons why Chuck Norris is an ass-hat". Because he is.

kevo152 kevo152
vote-for2vote-against

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the ground down.

mysteria1884 mysteria1884
vote-for1vote-against

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman...

Over the phone.

chris9450 chris9450
vote-for1vote-against

Chuck Norris' beard is a licensed and bonded contractor...

thestrangeceleb thestrangeceleb

Stats

Added
Mar 11, 2011 7:05 AM
Added By
chris9450
Clicked
631 times
Commented On
8 times
Viewed
7870 times
Voted Against
0 times
Voted For
27 times

Similar Deals

Related Questions

Not a farewell, just a forced redirect.

It's true, Local.Woot is no longer, but please don't despair.

Never-ending savings are still to be found on Deals.Woot each and every day, so come on in. Don't think of it as a time for tears. Think of it as a way to bring us all closer together under one roof.

Sorry

This is only for people who have bought woots

We restrict voting to users who have purchased something from one of the other Woot stores. It's not just because we want your money (which we do) - it's the best way to be sure all the votes are coming from real people and not spam-bots or phony accounts. The best way we can think of, anyway. For now.

You can always get voting rights by buying something from one of Woot's other sites:

Purchases through Deals.Woot don't count, because in that case you're not buying anything from us. And we don't have your account information for those purchases.

If you think you've bought something from Woot before and still can't vote, make sure you're logged in with the same account you used to buy from us.

Geez, why so negative?

You have to vote up more before you can vote down.

Don't get us wrong. Negativity has its place. And downvotes are just as essential as upvotes when it comes to making Deals.Woot a useful place to find deals.

But when your votes lean so heavily toward the dark side, we have to wonder. Go vote up a few things. Accentuate the positive for a little while. It'll do you some good, and it'll do the site some good, too. Then you can get back to dealing out the smackdowns, OK?

Too late, we all heard you!

Hmm... you're wanting to take your vote back?

Well, that's a bit tricky. See, we do a lot of stuff with your vote, using it to work out the popularity of what you voted for, compare that to all the other things voted on, tally up our leaderboard, work out your reputation. Someday we'll do a little cartoon showing just how hard your vote is working.

Anyway, taking votes back messes all that up, so we give you five minutes, in case you just mis-clicked. After that we've got to say no take-backs. Luckily, votes are free, so feel free to throw them around left and right wherever you see fit.