deals10 year earthbound pet protection against…

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oh and don't wait for the groupon!

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But what happens if my dog has a soul? Will he be raptured as well?

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@pezlin: I say yes, if he is dogmatic in his beliefs.

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I wanted to post this yesterday but didn't think it would be accepted.Glad to see it's here. This is a very vital service and I wonder if they are hiring?

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@jarmbrecht: catholic and has a soul? let's keep it real here.

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Pretty sure I'm eternally earthbound as well, so my dog is fine.

Although a little early, I'll announce the launch of my new site "Eternal Earth-Bound Houses and Cars", shortly after followed by "Eternal Earth-Bound wives".....

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May 21st will come and go. Seriously, it's one thing to believe in God but quiet another to follow the fanatics who claim to know when the rapture will happen. Ever hear the term "blinded by the light"? Services like this are just taking advantage of the mentally incompetent.

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@staticbzzz: It could help for all those people that are in cults that drink the "kool Aid"

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@w00tgurl: you mean this CATurday?! i almost forgot about that! i will have to wear my running shoes all day so i can avoid the capture, er CATpture?

...rapture, thats it

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@spikedknight: You seriously want some guys wife that didn't get raptured while hubby did? Think it through, man, think it through.

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Wow... I'm speechless. I don't know whether to laugh at this or feel sorrow for those who would sign up for it. First off, I'm an Evangelical Christian (and a conservative one at that) and if there's one thing I've learned it's that A) We are NOT to be making predictions to dates concerning end times and B) Fido can fend for himself after I'm gone. I honestly think this service was established to take advantage of those who have confused their doctrine with what "feels good". Sorry everyone, it's probably a scam. I really doubt that if all hell breaks loose (literally) on Earth, those left probably won't be concerned about fulfulling their contract to rescue you cats and dogs. Be concerned about what's really important in life and let God take care of the rest : )

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In for 100... who else is going to guard my ant farm?

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What I really want is insurance to protect my pets from CAPTCHA. They keep getting fooled and turned away like robots.

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I think my pet rock is about as earthbound as possible without any help at all.

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I figured I'd just nail my pets down...
Too soon?

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I find it ironic that the site is run by atheists.

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Hilarious, but I'm kinda pissed I didn't think of it first

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It's all about money, money, money! Damned cash poor atheists.

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@misterron: They're only cash poor because they don't have a church to pass the plate at.

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This is a lot less money than the gullible have been giving to Family Radio, could be a big seller.

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"10 Year Earthbound Pet Protection against abandonment by Rapture"

What?

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@snapster: I don't know whether to laugh or cry at some of the comments, but I want to thank you for this important public service, and to assure anyone who can't afford the $135 that I'll be happy to do it for $67.50 (such a Deal!).

I'm really looking forward to Sunday. It'll quiet, and I'll be able to visit the local churches to take my pick, and move right in. They seem roomy, and there's all those lovely stained glass windows.

Hey, where's my Beta Tester badge, anyway?

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Normally I hate scammers like this, but in this case it delights me to no end that someone is making money off the the idiocy of these religious morons.

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I'm not sure what's more awesome, the fact that they are working to cover all 50 states, with 26 done so far, or the screening they do for the rescuers that will be saving the animals. It almost seems like these guys are serious about the service. Like a "just in case us Atheist are wrong, might as well make a few bucks." The flaw in the plan though, if the rapture happens, and the world falls, who's gonna be taking all the worthless cash they just made?

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@shrdlu: i just picked up 1500 lady bugs

http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/81b78118-d6f5-4b12-9360-90aa1b166dc4/orcon-lb-c1500-live-ladybugs-1-500-count#1

and have 2 smug cats.
$67.50 for taking care of my 1502 precious pets? you've got a deal sister! take this post-dated check with a little something extra for you

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@w00tgurl: There was a small fee for each additional animal. Going by her discounted rate it is $1577.50.

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@w00tgurl: I have a big yard, in a semi-rural area. Ladybugs are always welcome. You'll have to use some sort of expedited shipping to get them here before the 21st; be sure and give me your tracking number and credit card right here in a comment. Not like you'll be using your credit card once you've been translated anyway, right?

The cats are also welcome. Hopefully they like squirrel meat. I hate the little furry cockroaches, and can always use another hand in the killing. The neighbor's cat, Princess, has taken out a few, but she can use the help. They won't get any fancy food. Hope they like Friskies.

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@rlapid2112: Nah, no extra fees for me. That fee is per cat, but I'll take the ladybugs for free (as long as shipping is taken care of).

So, you staying, or are you off to join the rest of the crapture folks?

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They couldn't find any California reps who are "atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life."?

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@shrdlu: I have already booked a flight training course so that when I am taken up, there will be at least one airplane crash. Oh, better yet, I could have someone tandem jump (parachute) on my back when it happens.

This could be really entertaining ;-)

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Wow! Why don't I think of these great ideas to get money for nothing.

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@rodneysiev: lol holy cow thats funny.....did you see what he did there

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@rlapid2112: Hey now. Them's fightin' words against us Californians

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@kitcatbrat: Yeah, I am feeling confrontational today/tonight. BTW, have you gone to the site & read about what states they have reps & qualifications?

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Proud Atheist checking in. Kinda cruel to fleece these people, but, if they are going to believe ancient fairy tales and snake oil salesmen who are probably atheists themselves, I guess they get what they deserve, sadly.

mix mix
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"probably a scam"???? how about "this IS a scam".

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Bad deal.

"If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered."

If you would actually pay for this kind of service, you should be signing up as an employee.

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Assuming that all dogs go to heaven, only the cats will be left behind.

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I don't think it's a scam. It would only be a scam if they didn't provide the service.
You have 10 years in which you have reserved a spot. If you are raptured in those 10 years, and then they fail to provide the service, it would be a scam.
I think that once you are raptured you can no longer use the worldy court or arbitration systems so you are out of luck.
I guess you'd just have to rely on the contract. Unless you prefer to forgo the contract and just have faith in the company.

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Better hope they are vegetarians!

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@mwdraeger: Congratulations, you've officially proved your worth as a human being to be -12. In addition to this, you've also proved your intellect to be ≤ an ape.

Lets be real and recognize that you are, as evidence suggests; mentally challenged.

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@mwdraeger: lol

9/10

you almost had me going there for a second

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@turtletitan: I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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Dont worry, as a loyal Atheist, and for a small fee of $35, I will make sure they go through with their guaranteed promises! I guarantee it.

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@kbauman101: What makes it a scam? They are paid for a service that will probably never be needed - like disability insurance. The pay is to compensate the volunteers for their time and effort to drive to the site and retrieve the abandoned animal. $135 will not come close to covering the volunteer's expenses for caring for the animal. There is no scam here.