dealsmonty python - the holy hand grenade of antioch…


one, two, five!

No, three sir.



This shirt would probably best not be worn through airport security.


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@iwbyte: thanks for pointing code issues. But it is included on the site - they just try to make it not so obvious.

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And the Lord spake, saying...

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.



Where's the part about the orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, etc. ? ? ?


@rayray8822: Well, here's the preceding bit.

King Arthur: Holding the grenade How does it... um... how does it work?

Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.

King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: reading And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying...