dealsexcelled wool blend peacoat for $36.00

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"Faux-wool construction". Pass.
If it doesn't weigh 12 lbs and at least 1 pound of that is moths, it's a Faux-Pea Pea Coat.

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And it must weigh 83 pounds wet.