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Free Kindle Book: 101 Stoner Jokes

Free Kindle Book: 101 Stoner Jokes

Jan 30, 2012 9:44 AM

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I laughed much harder at this joke than I should have:

"There once was a stoner that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

He walked to a nearby playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and said to him, "I've kidnapped you."

The stoner wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the east side of the city playground. Signed, a stoner."

The stoner then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the stoner woke up early and rushed to the playground. Sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The stoner opened up the bag and found $10,000 in cash along with a note which read, "How could one stoner do this to another stoner?"

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I never inhaled!!!

Thanks for the jokes!

dbdoberman dbdoberman
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Q: Why do they ban the wave when too many stoners show up at a baseball game.
A: Because one of them always drowns.

I got a kick out of that one :D

lobstrain lobstrain
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Two stoners are on a road trip late at night when the driver suspects his turn signals aren't working. He pulls over and asks his friend to get out and check. The other stoner checks and yells to the driver, "No, they're not working. Wait, yes they are. No, they're not. Hold it, yes they are!"

this is one great free book!

sterhill sterhill
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Thanks to all you posters of amazon free ebooks

4ward 4ward
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I like these a lot better than the Blonde jokes!

mommyleah mommyleah
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Blonde is spelled "stoner" now?

dodey23 dodey23
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heh heh

The author's name is I.R. Stoner

dylanrulezz dylanrulezz
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Hey wanted to thank y'all for linking this and remember, good reviews always help ;)

- CH

krispynoodlez krispynoodlez
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This book will be Free again on February 20, 2012

krispynoodlez krispynoodlez

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