Quit using the free version of AVG -- you know you do! -- and pay up! C'mon, it's ten bucks.
Shell Shocker, today only. Free shipping. (No, I don't know why it's not just a download. Ask them.)
Yeah, rebates are a pain, but at least the form's right there electronically. (Newegg is one of the only sites with which I'll do rebates, because they're fairly painless.)