dealsdurex extra sensitive - 1000 piece for $130.00

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1000 pieces? Someone's getting a lot more action than most...

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@kenerg: You my friend, are the Charlie Sheen of Woot with your winning comment!

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They should call this the hugh hefner bundle.

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And I have another Amazon deal...just to happens to be a hard drive.

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What do you do with 1000 used condoms?....
Make them into a tire and call it a Goodyear!

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idk about that $1.38 for shipping... ;)

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@segafanalways: Hugh Hefner doesn't need a condom. I'm sure the dude is shootin blanks by now.

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Oh awesome, I needed to resupply for next weekend!

In for 3!

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I think this is just great, I'm a preforming party clown for children's birthday parties and this is a much more cost efficient alternative then over priced balloons I am using now.

Instead of getting screwed by the balloon companies now I am ballooning from the screw company!! The kids will love it!

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so is this considered the "family value pack"?

none the less, it ought to get me through the month...

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Cool! A weeks worth of condoms

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Does this make it an anti-family pack?

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@glowrdr: Yes it does. It also provides a false sense of security to people out there, especially stupid teenagers. All right, double prizes!

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Not a deal. They are refurbished

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lets see, 3 a day 4 days a week, 4 1 day, and 2 on 2 days a week.... carry the 3....

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I've been needing balloons for my kids birthday party!

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I've still got over half of the ones I bought last year. It was a 3-pack :(

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not the kind your mom likes, she really enjoys the fruit flavor ones.....

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"All condoms expire 2-5 years from date of purchase."

Hmm... 365 days per year... 2 years... 1000 condoms...

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@mrbarister: They spontaneously combust when used - for safety purposes.

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I was gonna make a better "joke," but I got hung up on the fact that "combust" isn't a proper word.

Dictionaries list it as an actual verb. Anybody care to weigh in on this? Is "combust" not really a word?

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Also, these things fit pretty tight - especially around the opening - cut off circulation heh (local clinic used to stock 'em)

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I would be strongly tempted to inflate a bunch of them, tie them together, then go sailing around the world in my new 'squeaky yacht'.

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You could melt these down and almost make three "Goodyear" Blimps...

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@chris9450: I know rubber smells pretty bad when it melts & burns. Not sure what melted rubbers would smell like. Wouldn't be like flowers, that's for sure!

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@kenerg - that's the funniest thing I've heard in months.

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130 extra thin condoms: good for one night of making love since they will be breaking constantly.

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You can always tie them all together and go bungee jumping with it, but you can only use it once!

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With 730 days in 2 years, and 1000 condoms you're basically looking at once a day minimum, with an extra time every 2-3 days... or about 9-10 times per week, every week, for two years. Someone's doing well if they go through these in 2 years, very well. Clearly it isn't me if I took the time to do the math.

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HILARIOUS POST!

So... 1000 is a bit excessive, but 100 is only $15.98 - count me in (heh heh... in!)

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In two years they turn into sperm

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That's 1000 times sex could have been better.

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

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Now i won't have to share with my friends! Boy those community condoms... it really sucks for the last guy to go, talk about dirty seconds...

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@drchops: Last I checked, verbs were still words.

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@tsfisch: Type it. You can't tell me it's not a little strange that speel-checker doesn't like it.