The dishes are disgusting, and dinner smells like the loss of all hope and dreams. There is only one match for something this sinister and evil.
Now, Hal Jordan has been kind of preoccupied, what with his reboot and all, and we are fresh out of rings, so this Green Lantern Apron will just have to do. Each officially licensed apron is adult sized (one size fits most). You, too, can overcome great fear of the kitchen, grill, or whatever else you may need an apron for!