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excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXOHCNgYrc

If everybody had a 12 gauge,
and a surfboard too,
you see I'm shootin and surfin
in a Malibu!

Because it's totally bitchin,
ridin' waves to blast at pigeons,
and it's so neat shootin skeet
while you're ridin' heavies all day.

First wave,
Don't get tired,
Second wave,
Aim higher.
Third wave,
Pull and fire.

Skeet surfin!

We're waxin' down our surfboards
And loadin' up our traps
Tell our teacher we're shootin,
And never comin' back.
I've got a gun rack,
in my Chevy.
For when the surf,
and the flack get heavy
And we'll have fun with our guns,
Till the lifeguard takes our ammo away!