dealsdurex extra sensitive - 1000 piece for $44.99

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So glad they're "electronically tested", though I'm not certain what that means...

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@mtm2: would you prefer, "everyone tried and tested?"

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btw, that's a long weekend. unless its for your football team. for sure, someone is gonna be real sore.

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@mtm2: them robots were goin craayzayyy!!!

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@mtm2: It means that these condoms do not conduct electricity.

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"great feel" ? Yeah, right. If you've never gone without a jimmy hat, maybe.

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caution these may expire before use

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"All condoms expire 2-5 years from date of purchase." This is reassuring.

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Hmmm...could've used this deal before April Fools' Day. Oh well; least now I have a year to scheme my sweet revenge. Bwahahaha ^^

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@alboneus: Giving out 1,000 condoms with holes you poked through them?

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Mannn.. 10 years ago I could have blown through these in a month. Id be lucky to open the box these days.

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Beware Durex is garbage. Ive tried these compared to trojan. Both times Ive tried Durex out of the box. They broke. Trojan all the way!

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If these only last you 48 hours...I think you'd want your condoms a little LESS sensitive :D

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Its $130 for 1000, but $44 for 250. This is misleading.

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Do they sell gallon sized containers of AstroGlide?

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I think collectively Deals and Woot!(proper) has the largest collection of one-liners known to man - which naturally means it also has the BEST.

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Anyone else notice the Customers Who Bought Related Items section is all Chuck Norris items? (insert Chuck Norris condom joke)

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$10 bucks says; these guys are just going to their local clinic/dept of health and stuffing backpacks full of free condoms to fulfill their orders.

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~ a 1 year supply, eh?
~ balloons for your next kid's birthday party.
~ ad doesn't state.... new or refurb?
~ safe-sex night at the bar... staple one to every napkin.

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I remember when these used to be free on facebook. 30-60 at a time. I miss college...

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Remember, if it doesn't hurt, you aren't doing it right!

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To the guy who said the condom broke you did something wrong.

I'm a health educator and hear it all the time. "The condom broke or my "member" is to large and don't fit condoms."
You are not using them correctly. There are 10 steps to putting a condom on properly and in the heat of the moment or under any influences how easy is it to neglect a step. Happens all the time. The biggest on is putting it on backward or not pinching the tip while rolling it on. Also if you start putting it on backward THROW IT AWAY and try again. When I demonstrate how to put on a condom I use my fist and arm without breaking it. If you "member" is that big then you got other issues.

one more thing. If you want a little more sensitivity, drop a bit of lube in your condom before rolling it on and don't double up!

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Skin to skin or don't go in.

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Electronically tested. At least their not tested on animals!

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Awesome. A family pack of condoms!

No, wait...

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All joking aside, this is a great deal. For the responsible man-slut or a great gift for your sorority friend with the low self-esteem. I used to buy the bulk tins for around $50 IIRC, so this is a way better deal. Before I got married, DUREX was the only condom I used. Everybody always talked about Tr0jan which I thought had a horrible fit and and reeked of latex. Tr0jan was the only condom I ever had break also.

All latex condoms are electronically tested nowadays. They get slipped over a giant electrified mandrel (dildo) and scanned for EM. Since latex doesn't conduct if they pick up a signal they toss the rubber. Could I make this stuff up? Probably, but in this case its accurate.

So for what its worth, I'm a HUGE Durex fan. (sorry, couldn't resist at lease one pun)

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Ok, so heres the deal, condoms are sized differently. I tried durex one time. They are much narrower than trojans. Once I got it on, I wasnt able to "finish the job" as I was in pretty impressive pain. The worst part came with getting it back off. I was actually left bleeding.

I gave the rest of the box away to a friend who said he prefers durex.

Basically saying "durex is my brand" is not something you should admit in public :-)

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@shammychan: I'm sure Mack is fine with them and good for you two playing it safe, we support you!

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Is there a discount if you subscribe for monthly deliveries..

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@mokel22: to quote an old joke: "It sure as hell helps out the nipple division!" :-)

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Here's a little/big size chart.
The biggest issues fitting is the circumference

Brand Style Length (mm) Width (max/min in mm)
Durex Close Fit 178 49
Sensation 178 52
Ribbed 178 53
Pleasuremax 195 66/54
Elite, Extra Safe, Featherlite, Performa, Select Flavors, Tingle 205 63/52
Avanti Ultima 205 63/52
Comfort XL 251 63/54

Lifestyles Straight, Flared/Baggy, Studded, Ribbed, Flared 150-200 52
Contoured 160-200 49
Extra Large 195-200 56

Trojan

Kimono MicroThin (Ultra Lubricated/Ultra Thin), Thin, Textured 190 52
MicroThin Large, MAXX 195 59.5/52

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@booyah: Unless you are around ancient Romans. They thought people that didn't use Durex were "Beastly."

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Deal isn't dead - no idea why it's RIPed.

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@mtm2: There were many tattles on this deal because the price does not match. The 1000 piece one is $130.00. Why don't you resubmit the deal with the correct price?

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@faughtey: Because it seems to default to 1k for some reason.