"My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Than Yours" Bumper Sticker for $1.75
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for maximum effect, place on your new Hummer
*Hummer not included.
I would imagine the demographic for this type of bumper sticker largely doesn't actually believe carbon footprints are real.
@stark: or 'science'
Isn't this like saying "I'm more wasteful than you"? Why would anyone want to brag about this?
I think I saw a carbon footprint right next to one of bigfoot's...
@bangchan: I work with a few of them
Is it printed on recycled materials?
Might as well say, "Proud to be Willfully Ignorant, Yeeeehaw!"
Al Gore should get one of these.
Will this fit on my Prius bumper?
A bit pricier... but I prefer this one:
http://www.zazzle.com/nice_hummer_sorry_about_your_penis_bumper_sticker-128885159088210560
In for ten, one for every old pickup, SUV, and 4x4 I own. BTW - yeehaw
Yes it will. But you may want to put it on the roof so those of us in large pick up trucks can read it.
I want one that has a picture of manbearpig on it.
So there's this thing called sarcasm. And as it turns out, it's most wonderfully applied when dealing with pretentious "go-greener's" who think that because they drive a hybrid, eat local produce, and only drink obnoxiously priced, foreign-sounding caffeinated beverages that they're somehow better than everyone else. For a more in-depth analysis of this phenomenon and its consequences, please review: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug_Alert!
There is no doubt that humans have accelerated the natural warming cycle our planet goes through. I majored in geology in college, and in geology you look at thing on a much larger time scale. The temp has been rising for around 500 years (since the end of the "little ice age" of the 1500's). And temperature always rises then falls on our planet. It has to do with the shifting of out planets poles, slight variances in the orbit around the sun, etc. Here is a graph showing the temp of our planet over the past 12,000 years (according to ice cores from Antarctica IIRC). 
Humans are not the cause of global warming. If we had never industrialized, the planet would still be warming. If we went extinct tomorrow, the planet would keep warming long after we are gone. Sure we accelerate it, but there is nothing we can do to stop it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature_record
Bottom of the article has temp records for the last 800,000 and 5,500,000 years where you can see global warming occoring before humans even existed.
@jdevenberg: but Al Gore made a movie and i saw it on my TV. I've known my TV for a long time and i don't think its ever lied to me before... but then again, Al Gore is borderline retarded...... WHY WON'T SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHAT TO BELIEVE?!?!
In for 3, one for each car. None of which could even reasonably be called "green".
I just love irritating all those self righteous smug-emitting hybrid drivers.
@dbarrym: ditto
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