dealsfootball bedroom costume, tight end tina for $19…

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i don't understand how these things are always "one size fits all"?

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@scubaslim: It's not one size fits all, it's one size fits most 90-160 lbs.

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So if I wear this, I will be able to get DH's attention during football season?

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Gives new meaning to the term "Fantasy Football"...

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Bedroom football? Reminds me of a joke:

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's bedroom football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Halftime, switch sides."

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@ohcheri: still... there is a HUGE difference in size from 90 lbs to 160 lbs. how can it fit both ends of that range?

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@scubaslim: The fabric has a lot of stretch and there's not much to it so it doesn't need to really "fit" in too many places. For this specific style, for example, the top is very loose so the concern would be the bottoms. If the person is very slim or very wide through the hips it might not be the best outfit.

Some people love the one size styles and some don't. The best bet is to try one and see what you think.