For the War ~ Blue Face Paint for $2.17
I've got the blue paint, you guys grab the swords and spears. Well show them how "off-topic" we can really be...
"Blue Face Paint tube contains 1 oz. of cream makeup in bright blue. Makeup is non-toxic and is for ages 8 and up. Directions: Gently wash face thoroughly and dry. Apply color using fingertips in circular motion. If necessary, moisten fingertips with water for even blending. Use carefully, may stain fabrics, carpet or porous surfaces. To remove, just wipe off excess with a tissue then wash with soap and water. To remove from hair, simply rinse with soap and water. WARNING! Do not apply around eyes. Do not apply on lips. Do not wear for more than 6 hours."
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catbertthegreat
added 2 years ago
Oh, my dear. Such a brave one you are. I'm not going to use the paint, thanks. Blue's not my color.
Oh, I can wear the hell out of blue, the bolder the better.
Ok, what's the issue? I've gone back over 24 hours on the popular page and I can't seem to see where this landed on the popular page.
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get you" ;)
@lavikinga: You should see the screen shots I saved. Over on Woot, where they show the five most recent Popular items as thumbnails, it was there, third on the list. Over on Deals, it was a smut deal (sorry, but I hate that site, and am apparently unable to say the name), instead. Everything else was exactly the same. I'll mail them to you, if you like, but it's just all getting to be too surreal.
Now I'm off over to the other Catbert deal, where I'd apparently been less than careful with my words. How surprising of me!

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