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Fifty thousand Euros, the symbol didn't show up in the deal text. Price in the box is converted from Euros to Dollars at the current rate.

@lavikinga: Carries 1000 litres (diesel, benzene or kerosene) for an effective range of 483 kilometres. Crew of three, driver gunner, and commander. 400 litre auxilary tanks available if needed.

@lavikinga: (this from wikipedia): Like all Soviet-legacy tanks, the T-72's design has traded off interior space in return for a very small silhouette and efficient use of armour, to the point of replacing the fourth crewman with a mechanical loader. The smaller complement increases the crew's mental and physical exhaustion[citation needed] (although in service, the tank crew is supplemented by a mechanic who travels with the military support organization). The small interior also demands the use of shorter crewmen, with the maximum height set at 1.6 m (5 ft 4 in) in the Soviet Army (similar height restrictions exist in other Soviet-era armored vehicles).

3 people short people only - kind of a deal-breaker to me. You may want to wait till a T-90 version makes it's way onto deal.wOOt.

Is there an auto-turret? I ride solo-dolo

this would look hot in front of my garage next to the pink flamingo, and flowers <3

With tanks (military vehicles in general), it's sometimes easier to ask how many gallons per mile. That way you can calculate how many tanker trunks you'll need to travel with you, because your Chevron or BP won't have enough diesel (if you can find it) to fill you up. Oh, yea, and tanks break down pretty often, so make sure you're a good mechanic!

I see so many tanks, but never on the street. Is it street legal? It would be a pain to spend all my money to buy this and then get pulled over as soon as I get out on the highway. Anyone know whether I can drive this on the highway, can it get up to 45 mph the minimum speed?

well, maybe if it came in British Racing Green with a Biscuit interior. But the limited seating is an issue and I only know how to swap out batteries, windshield wipers and change a tire. Think Mr. Goodwrench knows much about tanks?
I'd hate to see what the tag fees are gonna be. Mine went up outrageously this year.

Hey dawg i heard you like tanks!!
so we made your car into a tank!

@alfredenigma: no no, it's "Yo dawg i heard you like tanks!!
So I went and parked my tank on your car!"

Gun 125mm smoothbore. Autoloader
Crew: 3

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Does the price include three tank soldiers?

@willgame4food: Sold

@fliegs: Run's off Kerosene, not unleaded, so no worries.

As for bumperstickers...

"You should see what the other three items in my Bag O' Crap were..."
"Don't laugh, it's paid for."

The Governator with his stupid Hummer aint gonna have $#!T on me!

I think I may be retarded, but is this deal real? D:

You can't expect the mileage to be that great when it weighs 20 times as much as a Hummer H2.

If you grab one, don't fall for the dealer add-ons like undercoating and extended warranty. I wonder if those cardboard airfresheners come in Napalm scent. I love that smell in the morning...

If you buy a tank you don't worry about MPG's, your worry about RPG's...

In for 1.

Tanks for a great deal.woot, submitter.

Not such a great deal .. it's a refurb!

@lavikinga: About a gallon per mile. Seats three inside, additional seating available on outside. Comfortable is NOT a word used in the same sentence with tank....

@matthewjfazio: No, it will not work with your Mac. It's PC (Poor Countries) only.

I got one of these a while back except mine was a T83 and had no weapon systems, only arithmetic features, this is a good deal, maybe I can spell boobs with numbers on this thing too!

this will go great with my apache in my garage!

The Comic Sans adds a nice effect to the notion of this being a killing machine.