My First Bacon - Talking Plush for $14.99
Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older
Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
Mechanical animated mouth
Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!)
Dimensions: 19" tall by 7" wide
Nothing says "I never really wanted to have kids" better than this...
Those poor children... unless it smells like real bacon and tastes like real bacon, they'll never appreciate it the way it should be.
for all vegetarians in your life
i gave it to my vegetarian girlfriend for a gift she loves it
Can I give it to a 4 leg kid? (aka dog)?
@flintstone40: i wouldn't advise it. haha
My boss has this thing. It's pretty legit. When you squeeze it it says "I'M BACON!!!"

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