dealsmy first bacon - talking plush for $14.99

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Nothing says "I never really wanted to have kids" better than this...

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Those poor children... unless it smells like real bacon and tastes like real bacon, they'll never appreciate it the way it should be.

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for all vegetarians in your life

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i gave it to my vegetarian girlfriend for a gift she loves it

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Can I give it to a 4 leg kid? (aka dog)?

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My boss has this thing. It's pretty legit. When you squeeze it it says "I'M BACON!!!"