Tired of being seen as an AMATEUR alcoholic? Folks just aren’t impressed with you shot-gunning beers and puking on the pool table anymore? Step your game up and get the Six Pack Holster! Now everyone at your frat house will take one look at you and say, ”shit, I bet THAT’S the guy to score Rufies from!”
The Six Pack Holster—it’s the utility belt for the serious drunk. My plumber came over wearing one just last week. Sure, my toilet still doesn’t work, but—damn it—we had ourselves a TIME!
Finally, a belt you can wear that can hold your beer. Whenever I try and slip beers in my belt, they slip right down my panties and freeze my wiener. With the Six Pack Holster, I don’t have to worry about it. Oooh—did I just reveal that I wear women’s panties? How embarrassing… The Six Pack holster can accommodate waist sizes from 30-54 inches, so even if you’re fat or pregnant, you can still be the life of the party!