The perfect calendar for rocket scientists and burger flippers
Some sample dates of import:
January 3, 1892: Tolkien's birthday. Eat second breakfast. Then elevenses.
February 12: Darwin Day. Celebrate by acting like your chimp ancestor.
April 2: Act Like A T-Rex Day. Or as we call it, "Fall for April Fool's Jokes Again Day."
May 4: Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!
June 10: Ballpoint Pen Day. Scratch giant circles on a paper to start the celebration.
July 3, 1985: Back to the Future is released, earns a gigawatt of cash.
August 22, 1920: Ray Bradbury's Birthday. S is for space. L is for love.
October 18, 2009: W00tstock is born and a generation of geeks rejoices.
November 20, 2009: Large Hadron Collider goes live, world remains intact. For now.
And dozens and dozens more!
Mercy. Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.