HAL 9000 Life-Size Replica for $499.99 + free shipping
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HAL 9000 Life-Size Replica
The most movie-accurate HAL 9000 replica ever created.
Based on the blueprints and studio files from the 1967 movie.
Machined in 6061 aircraft-grade aluminum. Black components are anodized.
Custom-ground glass lens with red LED eye (sticker included to make this lens have the Nikkor wording as seen in some close-ups).
Digital sound randomly cycles through 15 phrases from the film.
Trigger HAL's speech by talking to him or by pressing a button on most IR remote controls.
Did we mention this is frickin' HAL 9000?
Rotate the lens ring to activate.
Two minute auto-shutoff (to conserve battery) (or point an IR remote at it and hold button for 4 seconds).
Easily mounts to wall (wall mounting hardware not included).
Hand-assembled to make sure they are perfect.
Batteries: 1 9-volt (included).
Dimensions: 13.6" x 4.6" x 1.125" (exact to the movie blueprints)
HAL 9000 in my own house? Great, another thing that won't do what I tell it to do.
The designer of this product seems to think a camera/mic/speaker from a HAL 9000 is the HAL 9000 itself. It is no more the HAL 9000 than your keyboard and monitor is your computer. A better representation of the HAL is when Dave is pulling chips from it's core. That room houses most of the HAL 9000.
It's the same as when I ask a customer over the phone what kind of computer they have. "It's a Viewsonic." "No. That's your monitor..."
Well, at least it would be easier to cool a mainframe in your house, rather than the poor radiation of a vacuum.
Seriously, who builds a server in space?
Believe it or not, it is currently out of stock. Who says the economy is struggling?
You know, for $500, it ought to have a better speaker inside. This HAL seems to be phoning it in from Moonbase Alpha.
@misry: I was going to say $500.00 for a 20' shipping container sized Super Computer is a great deal but they are only selling a replica of one of the remote optical & voice interfaces... Batteries, an LED behind a lens and prerecorded messages...
"Sorry Dave I can not let you watch TV tonight!"
In all fairness, it does include a nine volt battery so to quote Carl Spackler "I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

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