Be nice to fat people! They may save your life! Decal for $3.92 + free shipping
Fat people have feelings too. Let all of your fat friends know how much you appreciate them!
You may get your back window smashed out with this sticker, but it is still funny.
@mfladd: Only if it's parked.
@drunkcajun: You never know, the guy throwing the empty Dominoes pizza box out of the window at the stop light, might all of a sudden take offense.
@mfladd: Your right, better play it safe..
@mfladd: fat people are too lazy to throw something heavy enough to break a window.
Non-discriminatory version: You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your hiking partner.
What kind of loser puts crap like that on their car?
saw it on your family wagon, nice touch.
@tucnguyen: You sound fat
Fat people are the last (still) politically correct target for brainless, insensitive assholes.
My sister has struggled with a genetic disorder for years that has caused her to have an ultra-slow metabolism. She has exercised (boot camp style aerobics and weights) at least 10 hours a week for years and is still what many would consider overweight. It's just what her body does, it stores fat more readily than most people's do. She is so determined to live up to society's demands, she actually won a local marathon a few years ago and that shut the local retarded cretins up for a while, but it put a huge strain on her heart. I didn't want her to do it, but she said she wanted "them" to stop laughing at her.
Before you make fun of a fat person, consider what they might be struggling against - everyone you meet is struggling in life, just with different things. What gives you the right to make fun of someone just because they're different than you?
@spacezorro: You sound stupid.
@nastyducky: has she tried the ab blaster?
@nastyducky: My taxes will be paying for their health problems.
@wootbretz: Better call a waaaaah-mbulance, then.
You'll also be paying for every time someone smokes, every time someone has unsafe sex, and every time someone goes bunji jumping. Why don't you just hate the whole world and save time?
@pinchecat: Okay, that made me laugh. :D
I don't know if she has or not.
@nastyducky: Your sister doesn't sound like the kind of person people have a problem with. If you're competitively running marathons you aren't fat. Slightly over weight...maybe (and there is nothing wrong with that), but you aren't fat.
The ones that people have a problem with are like the guy that sits near me at work who can't fit two a-stride in the hallways and all I hear all day is him slurping soda and crinkling chips and snack wrappers.
I'm fat & I'd put this on my family truckster but hey...I have a sense of humor.
@chudleyone: Well then, you win the having a sense of humor prize for today.
Making derogatory remarks about overweight people is trashy behavior. Funny how those who make fun of fat people usually have some kind of personal issue themselves like alcoholism, sex addiction, or problems with anger management. I guess making fun of someone who's supposedly worse off than you are can help you feel a little more worthwhile.
@webfoot08: Exactly. That's the thing. They can lose weight; assholes will always be assholes.
@nastyducky: Yeah, it is interesting that it's basically still okay in society to dislike fat people, but not okay to dislike people for any other reason. That sort of bothers me. Congrats to your sister for running a marathon, btw
someone needs to make a sticker that says: "Woot - where advocating political correctness and then calling others 'retarded' makes sense."
@nastyducky: "Fat people are the last (still) politically correct target for brainless, insensitive assholes."
What about lazy people?
People have been ridiculed for their differences for as long as there have been people on this stupid rock. Crying about it on the internet isn't going to change anything and is a giant waste of your time. It has always been that way and it will always be that way. Deal with it.
Let's focus our displeasure towards the jackholes that keep spamming the etradinglife site crap. There's a special level of hell for those people.
It should be zombies instead of a bear... come on....
@cmader: And that makes it OK. God you're galactically stupid. It's thinking like this is what keeps us from evolving to something better. You're too stupid to know you're stupid.
As a former fat guy who has never been any good at running, I approve this sticker :)
@cmader: So what you're saying is you PREFER to be part of the problem. Gee, great thinking there. Stay classy.
@tucnguyen: This loser! (points to himself)
Why does everyone think this decal is about hate? I'm fat, and I think it's hilarious. Sure genetics play a role in obesity, but lifestyle choices account for the majority of our short-comings as human beings. We smoke, drink, drive recklessly, and yes occasionally we biggie size our value meals. Ultimately each person gets to choose their poison, and if society pressures us to conform whether it be through a public service announcement or window decal, we can get mad, accept ourselves for who we are, or even make an effort to change. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpyiQZy_HD8
Giggle, giggle.
@pcapowski: someone needs to make a sticker that says: "The Internet - where advocating political correctness and then calling others 'retarded' makes sense."
FTFY
@webfoot08: You say that as if sex addiction is a problem.
I'm fat, but I'm also smart and I carry a gun in the wilderness. No need to run when you can shoot straight!
Fat boy + .357 Magnum = Bear Steaks for Dinner baby!
I'm in total agreement with mrbarister's comments. Very well said and I couldn't have said it better myself but decided to post my thoughts as well.
Well, I know there are a lot of folks out there, fat or not, with a sense of humor otherwise comedians would be the first on the unemployment lines. There is always something which may be deemed offensive to someone out there somewhere. IMHO, if one develops a high self esteem then comments or remarks by others should bother you very little or not at all. It's what you think about yourself that should be more important than other people's impressions.
A sense of humor, even it means laughing at yourself sometimes, can reduce stress :D
Yeah, sometimes laughter is the best medicine ; )
Hey, I resemble that remark! ;)
Boo hoo hoo.
Granted some people are genetically dispositioned to more easily gain weight HOWEVER the simple fact is if you consume less calories than you burn you will lose weight. Have some self control.
My half brother was a fat ass. He got tired of being a fat ass and watched what he ate and got exercise. Guess what - he lost weight. Other fat asses were amazed and asked him what diet/program he was on and were amazed when he told them his simple plan.
@tucnguyen: ROFL .... are you a fat person ? ;- P
On the flip side... I am sightly over weigh and consider myself somewhat a fat ass - but it does not bother me and am happy with myself. I like to eat great food and this is a side effect.
Fix your problem or quit whining about it.
@psywiped: ROFL .. love it
@nastyducky
I'm fat (330lbs) and I find this hilarious. People need to stop being so sensitive and start caring about things that actually matter in life. I got/get picked on all the time. I don't cry about it because there are more important things in life to worry about.
OMG - i woke up for this?
Why are fat chicks so tight?
@mrbarister: LOL . . . just now saw your youtube link. That was pretty good. The bottom line is that being obese is unhealthy no matter which way you slice it ; )
@nastyducky: Why do you think it's ok to call someone a retard but then get mad about someone calling your supposed genetically overweight sister fat. Sometimes you need to just.....Be the bigger person :)

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