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A day at the dreadful jewelry factory:

CEO: "Okay, it's clear that the community at Woot hates our jewelry, yet for some reason we can't bring ourselves to stop posting there. I want answers, people!"

Designer #1: "Well, there's a lot of options, sir. We could do something elegant and glamorous, something simple and practical for everyday wear, something quirky and fun, or..."

CEO: "Shut up, I want something more terrible!"

Designer #2: "I DREW A THING THAT LOOKS LIKE ROBOT SPERM!!"

CEO: "Perfect!"