dealsanti-crab meme t-shirt for $15.00

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Too bad it wasn't in the ever popular Comic Sans font instead.

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Bravo! I've been finding the crab thing mildly amusing, but it is getting a little stale. I love coming here looking for good deals, and this crab frenzy is starting to interfere. (Now if I was planning a crab themed party, I'd be in heaven!)

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Is this (mod edit: profanity) still happening? It lost it's luster about 24 hours ago. About 2 hours after it stopped being funny.

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Stop the madness!!! How did we go from a snowpocalypse to this??? I must have slept through something important.

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I hate crabs, people that like crabs make me twitchy and afraid.

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@skoffer: I didnt get it to begin with so it wasnt even funny to begin with.
Anyone want to fill me in on what the crab deals are about?

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I sense a conspiracy is afoot. This pinchecat person started the whole thing.

Using dozens of fake Woot profiles, this person has tirelessly Wooted-up any and all crab related offerings that could be found. Finally, now that the Crab has reached MEME status, it's time to cash in.

How, you ask? By selling the ANTI CRAB MEME T-SHIRT at the absolute pinnacle of crab-related annoyance. Oldest story in the world of business. Create a market. Cash in on that market. Laugh all the way to the bank.

Well, we're on to you now, pinechat. If that's even your real name!

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Crab people, crab people, crab people (south park)

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WTF is with all this crab stuff?

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it started out kinda funny but then it all went sideways...

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Seems the general consensus is... WTF?

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@deeluxx: If you are referring to "sideways" the movie, I agree. I will never get the fat dude's tiny wang wobbling as he ran out of my nightmares.

That movie has warped my fragile little mind :(

Crab thing is getting lil' boring. Please to bring back bacon and zombies.

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ZOMBIES! Bring them back! YES! Ands thank you deeluxx, for making sure I never, NEVER see that movie.

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@skoffer: you might say it lost its... LOBSTER!

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you can't imagine the crustacean.

frustration. i meant FRUSTRATION!

dammit!

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I'm done until this crab nonsense is over with.

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I've been Wooting for years now. This is absolutely retarded. I wont be checking woot anymore.

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@gsteinberg: THIS. Why arent admins deleting this garbage spam?

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This totally reminds me of a great Perry Bible Fellowship comic:

Beware that you might feel compelled to look through them all.

Also I would so get a mug if I worked at Woot.

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NOOOOOO
Woot! Has Crabs!!!
Amazon said it was clean!!

THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Search for -crab to return crab-free results. :)

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I think you took this far too seriously. You took the time to make an anti-crab shirt? Really!?

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And yet this shirt is still crab-related ;)

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yeah, this whole crab thing is making me lose interest in Woot FAST!

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The crab thing is funny and all, but it's time to get back to feeding my consumerist needs.

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No complaining unless you have a crab license. It's only $1.50 in WA state.

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I havent bought (mod edit: profanity) of deals.woot in a few days, at least I'm saving some money...

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@alphaiomega Not only are admins not deleting it, but I've seen woot staff contributing to it! I will check deals.woot in a week to see if it's gone...this crab crap is retarded

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Where and when did all of this happen? Who can be doing this? Where's my good old woot??? Gimmee the old DW back!

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So I got on today assuming the crabs were gone. Nope. Really though, there isn't anything funny about it at all. AT ALL!

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I shouldn't have to do an advanced search just to remove crab material. Taking deals.woot off of the rss ticker. For shame crab people, for shame.

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People are seriously abandoning the site because of a couple days of silliness?

That's an internet meme I'm getting sick of. "I'm abandoning the _ site because of (some transitory thing happening there right now)"

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some useful info about it

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We have the worst marathons....

Can I put in a vote for a scifi-western theme next?

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@schmegs: Especially when the folks complaining the loudest are the newest and least contributing posters. Geez, folks, if you want the site to work better, start working better on it. Post some deals you like! Vote on deals you like!

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Heaven forbid I wish to visit a site devoid of time wasting shenanigans when looking to save a little spending money.

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Nothing says "I hate this meme" like going through the trouble of creating a product related to that meme, posting it on a website, and trying to cash in on it.

This is what I hate the Internet now. Thanks.

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Nothing says "I'm a toolbag" like leaving a comment like that without having enough wherewithal to realize that $15 is cafepress' starting price and I didn't bump it up at all, so I don't stand to make a penny.

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@pinchecat:

Nothing says "I'm a capitalist" like going through the trouble of creating a product related to a meme, posting it to a website, and selling it at cost.

Surely you meant to post that instead as it more closely follows the style of @enantiodromia.

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@starhero: no i'm pretty sure i enjoyed calling him a toolbag actually, but your take on the direction i could have taken is valid as well.

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@ starhero: the unintentional irony of your statement made my day, thank you. ProTip: Capitalists aren't huge fans of giving away their product for 'cost'. Pinchecat is either caught trying to create a stupid meme, or, pretending to hate this meme while for some reason continue it.

@pinchecat: i'm sure acting like a butt-hurt douchebag will move a lot of units. Good luck.

While you thought it would be funny keeping a stupid proto-meme limping along, I thought the meme was obnoxious. You tried to keep it alive, I am trying to squash it.

If you think it's warranted, I can fax you a "Hurt Feelings Report" for you to fill out. We can hold hands and walk it to the mailbox together.

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@enantiodromia: i'm fairly certain this post was one of the last crab-related deals to reach the front page, so i'll go ahead and take credit for the "squash", thanks.

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@pinchecat: Then you are as delusional as you are uncreative and tedious. Hurray for you.

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@enantiodromia: seen any crab deals lately professor projection?