Hot Tamale Fortune Cookie Bath Soap for $2.75
Ever showered with a hot tamale? Want to?
Here is your chance! Go ahead and take advantage of the fact that we, at the fortune cookie soap company have created a red-hot cinnamon smelling, hot tamale soap! This soap may smell just like the candy, but seriously – do not sink down to that level and eat your soap, you need to wash with it so you can smell like sweet cinnamon all day and all those ladies (or gentlemen) will be addicted! The candy can be purchased at any drug store, but to get yourself this awesome soap, you will need to go ahead and buy it from our website (fortunecookiesoap.com) – nowhere else sells it!
Really, we have checked, we are the only company producing this spicy yet clean soap – at all! So take advantage of it before this beauty sells out and you are out of luck!
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wootiewooterson
added a year ago
i just found the perfect b-day gift for prettywootprincess....
she LOVES hot tamales.
so, if you need to bribe her for some odd reason this might be the way to do it. :)
...because all the hotties want a guy that smells like tamales. LOL!
Oh this is so cool! I like the chinese food boxes in different colors you can get for them.
I picked up a couple of flavors - they have a wide variety of these available. They have an option for a cute "Chinese take-out" style gift box as well!
Too bad I'm late for Valentines day, though...
I have a co worker who would probably try eating this thinking it was a Red Fortune cookie, he eats everything else we leave out. It would be funny, and yet sad at the same time.
@hobbit: we all have known one of those...
i actually went so far as to buy some of those sandwich baggies that look like they have mold in them.
http://www.thinkofthe.com/products/lunch_bag.php
they worked for a little while, but eventually they caught on....
OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! ok number 1 its glow in the datk, 2, its fourtune cookie shaped, omg im gettin some of everything i just know when i get there i wont be able to stop
And it leaves a burning hot trail on everything it touches?
i want to try it but i don't see where it says the size. i don't want to spend $3 if it's as small as a real fortune cookie
Frequently Asked Questions
Are the soaps hollow like actual fortune cookies?
Our fortune cookie soaps are hand folded so they are hollow just like authentic fortune cookies.
Are the fortunes water proof?
No, the fortunes are printed without any icky chemicals on regular paper. You can simply slide the fortunes out before using the soap.
So how big are they anyway?
Approximately 2.5in (6.35cm)
@wootiewooterson: Oh I love you, with this Co worker it might take him 7 or 8 months to catch on. We moved some boxes out of his office at Christmas, he still has not noticed.
@wootiewooterson: Those sandwich baggies are hilarious!

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