dealsgirlfriend body pillow for $11.95

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@stanleys: It's the "softer side of Sears".

So soft...

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What a I supposed to do without the bottom half? Although I like the fact it doesn't come with a voice box.

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@cowboydann: The fact you would have that site so readily available is a little scary. ;-)

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The grammar in the product description isn't that great.

Sample:
"Thinking about the fact of sleeping alone produce a isolated feeling, especially if you are used to have a soft and comfortable arm or maybe you are enjoy a better sleep when you locate your neck in your girlfriend or wife's breast."

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Ironically by having this pillow on your bed, the chances of having a REAL girl come in bed diminishes dramatically.

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To earn your Forever Alone badge, you need one of these pillows and Woot's tampon box in the bathroom.

http://sellout.woot.com/offers/tbox-tampon-holder-3

ETA: on a second look, doesn't that pillow look a little like Bert? Maybe Ernie isn't really gay after all, he's just a psychokiller selling his lover's body parts on Sears.

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Am I the only one that finds it kind of funny that the pillow is wearing yellow gloves? She must of come straight from the kitchen.

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Reminds me of "Brimful of Asha" because "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow."

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@coondogg97: Yup it's one of my favorite sites, I've been getting pillows from there for at least 10 years now. They're the best...Either that or that site could just be the first thing that pops up when I type in 'Anime Girl Body Pillows' on the googles

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This is terrible to admit, but after seeing this I am tempted to buy it. I sleep in a big bed all alone and it sends me into a depression and loneliness every night.
It's been two years now. I'll never feel the warmth of my wife again, I'll never have my toddler son wake in the night to sneak into my bed and cuddle with my wife and I ever again. Their gone now, this won't bring them back but maybe it will bring comfort.

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@nuclearshadow: They're not Their. No wonder they left, and/or sorry for your loss.

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So, is this something that varies in price according to location?
It's showing a price of $14.95 for me.

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@mikeknight01: Oh thank god. His damn post made this whole page more depressing till you saved us. I lol'd hard.

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@questionsanswered: I think the price raised for everyone. At least, it is now for me. But who cares, was anyone REALLY planning on buying one? >_> You guys..?

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In for two. Finally! A three way!

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