Its late night on the river. You've just done 20 miles on the Colorado and ready to relax. You would love a cocktail. A nice blended drink would really hit the spot. Good thing someone brought along the vortex blender. Now everyone can get a little sauced up in style and the ladies will be impressed.
Hand-cranked blender with a 1.5 liter pitcher. Pour through lid with shot cap. Crushes ice, processes food, mixes shakes, etc. Has a wide base with a "C" clamp for stability.
Also great for helping to bulk up your weak side forearm. You know, the one you don't use so often.