The Razer Imperator arms gamers with gaming grade precision and reliable tracking that will keep up with their every movement. Be it a small twitch of your wrist or a long range swipe to take out your foe, the Razer Imperator delivers your every instruction on time, on target with pinpoint accuracy.
5600 dpi, 2 yr warranty, 3.5G laser sensor
I can't justify paying this much for a mouse, but hey, if you're making money at gaming... go for it.
Course, I'm sure it will give you tons of street cred too.
Just make sure you don't catch e-coli from it, because I'm pretty sure that's what the logo warns.