Not quite the Argggghhhh PIRATE glass, but hey, it's more discrete!
3x opera glasses with a red LED program-reading light
Brass with an onyx enamel finish
25 mm objective lens diameter
Includes a soft case and a lens cloth
Dimensions: 4L x 1.8W x 1.25H inches
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