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Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains

Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains for $7.64

Aug 6, 2010 6:16 PM

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Perfect for zombiephiles, video game addicts, grindhouse nostalgists, and horror movie fanatics, Zombie Haiku is the touching story of a zombie's gradual decay told through the intimate poetry of haiku. From infection to demise, readers will accompany the narrator on a zen journey through deserted streets and barracaded doors for every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating moment right up until the inevitable bullet to the brain. Plus the book is illustrated with over 50 photos from the zombie's eye and designed with extra blood, guts and pus!

Excerpt: Biting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.

And: Blood is really warm.
It’s like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.

And finally:

The taste of liver
is hard to get off your tongue,
but spleen does the trick.

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