dealstop gear's "the stig" projector alarm clock w…

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Some say it has no understanding of the word "if," and that its knees bend three ways. All we know is... it's called the Stig Clock!

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just to be clear, there is a (much inferior) US version of Top Gear now, and they have a Stig too.

Don't get me wrong, had the UK version never existed, the US version is a good show... but the Clarkson/Hammond/Captain Slow trio are priceless.

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@crackkitty: There is also an Australian Top Gear series, too, and they have their own Stig as well.

Though that one comes packed upside down in a crate, and some say that he can tell the difference between a koala and a drop bear from a hundred yards, and that he waltzed with Matilda, but left her when England beat Australia at football, again.

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Ah Stig jokes.. they're like Chuck Norris/Mr T/Pen and Teller jokes, only turned sideways and tossed with a light vinagrette.

Some people tell time by the sun. Others tell time with the clock on the wall. He has a wristwatch with 'Time To Be The Stig' written on it in Sharpie.

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@crackkitty: as long as I can watch both I'm not gonna complain. While the US version is not as good it is still more Top Gear and that is a good thing :)

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@reeceisna: anything is better than the car show. i thought TG:US was leaps and bounds better in the second season. Remember that TG:UK took at least 3 or 4 seasons until it got good. It took most of 2 seasons before the current lineup was even set.

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Some Say he sucks the moisture out of ducks and he once punched a horse to the ground... all we know is he called The Stig!