dealstitle mma "i'd rather be in your mom's guard" tee…

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Would someone, anyone, care to explain the meaning of this phrase???!! Thx!

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@jeffcazier: In Brazilian Jui-Jitsu the guard position is when someone is on their back and wraps their legs around an opponent to prevent them from getting around. But if I were in your moms guard, I would be between her legs showing her a good ole' time. You're welcome.

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