WHAT A DEAL!
What until you get your hands on these soft and supple Cow-Shaped, Personlized Stress-Reliever Balls!
These (self-described) "custom squeezies" come into multiple colors and two different hues of Blue Balls! ShapedPens is prepared to brand these "niced-sized" cow balls with your personalized message and/or logo. So get MOO-VIN, and order some fine Bovine! After a long hard night of bangin' your Cowbell, just settle-down and cup your balls while you feel it all ooze away! OOH, MONEY!