Moofi Bag Of Crap for $3
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.
II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.
III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.
IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap just because things are different this time. Crap is crap.
V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.
by
brutherford
added a year ago
Secrets!
booya! Got 3!
OMG! First BOC in nearly 4 years! No lagging servers at all. Waited for over 10 minutes yesterday for a server response only to be told it was sold out.
Thanks for the crap, Woot!
I got one. Who knew there could be a moofi BOC!
This just popped up magically on my computer. I proceeded to buy one without question. When I explain this to strangers, it sounds like a terrible idea.
Yay for Moofi! That was so cool to get one without running into server errors. There is a limit of one, so those who claim they got 3 are full of C ;)
Got mine :-D 2nd BOC ever for me
Awesome! In for 1, of course! :D
YAYAAA! got 3! i was sad i didn't the BOG from the woot-off but not anymore!
1st BOC for me.. same problem describing it to coworkers.
Yay! First time grabbing a BOC. I wonder how long it will take to sellout.
wow and yes! in for 1!!! er, i mean 3...no no, 1...
I never, ever, EVER, try for a bag of crap. I already have enough crap in my house; why would I want more? On the other hand, it is one of those high-tone, smart-stepping, Moofi bags of crap, and therefore I must need it. In for 1 (or 3, or however you'd like to think of it).
It'll match up perfectly with the Crab shirt.
Thanks, @brutherford.
[Edit] Dang. Good thing I bought first, and commented later. Sold Out! Not even fourteen minutes, either.
sold out D:
Awesome, got it!
@catta: Same happened here! My browser magically opened the BOC page. I was on the phone, and dumbfounded, my first thought was that that it was related to yesterday's BOC.
Yeah, on my side nobody understand the reason to spend $8 not knowing what you are buying (or worse, knowing is going to be crap!). Such is the misunderstood allure of the BOC.
@catta: A boat's a boat. But the Bag O'Crap could be anything! It could even be a boat!
I don't know if it was Woot Watcher or Wootalyzer that opened the page for me. I was looking at the order going....uh....what's this for...? Checked Woot Watcher and decided to promptly enter my security code. 3rd BOC, first being April 1.
Mine popped up because of the woot watcher/checker chrome plugin thingy. Otherwise, I would have never seen it.
is this real life?
@dsupreme: no. It's absolutely fake and whatever BOC you receive you have to send to me for prompt destruction, otherwise your truck will break, your gf will leave you, your dog will go rabid and country music will overtake classic rock.
For all our sakes, send the BOC for proper disposal.
@faughtey: well, one BOC has 3 items, or 3 pieces of crap, however you want to look at it.
And then there begs the question of how many woot accounts do you have? and how many browsers can you open at once? and how many credit/debit/paypal accounts can you pay with? and...
well, if you haven't thought of it by now, don't worry about it. Just leave the rest for me.
Nuts. Missed it. Will you folks please post your hauls on yesterday's crap forum? http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4518787 That way I can see pretty pictures and such.
Nuts..... guess I shoulda checked moofi before I left work. That at least explains where the missing Carps were from the wootoff.
How did this randomly open for some people?
I noticed one person was using Woot Watcher in Chrome, but I'm curious how other people found out about this.
Not even sure how to track this weird BoC. Is there some way to know how many that had, how long it lasted, and stuff like other Woot deals?
I am using Woot Watcher in Chrome and it just opened during a support call (the same company called yesterday so I missed that BOC). Before I knew what I was doing I entered my CC number and clicked next, out of habit I guess not really expecting the order to go through. Now I am not as upset that Chrome crapped out on my during the last couple of BOCs.
Missed this one by a long shot. Good way to keep us all tuned in to Moofi
@helwig: It has the sales stats stuff on the moofi page: http://moofi.woot.com/moofi/robots.txt
I used to keep an RSS feed to moofi just for this, but I never bothered updating it after moving to Chrome. No matter, I got mine yesterday. Could you even get this one if you got it during the woot off? Or was it handled like the April Fools where even though each level was a different item, you could only get it from one level.
@mtbm33: Thanks!
Well, give woot credit. They didn't vary from their usual bag offer in the time of day they offered it.
@hackman2007: I got very lucky when I pulled up the fresh page.
That is, I will pull up about 3-4 pages of fresh to see if anything is worth a vote or tattle from time to time. And then will jump back to the first page to see the half dozen or so deals posted after I started looking.
Lo! and behold, when I did that last step, a crumpled, quizzical Moofi prac o'gab was sitting on the top of the list! Clicked, confirmed, bought with no lag whatsoever!
@hackman2007: After going through the comments I realize that the page opened due to Woot Watcher being installed in my Chrome browser.
Ha, missed this one! I got Wednesday's, though. Good job on switching it up a bit, Woot! I was wondering why Wednesday's only had 2,500. Moofi got the other 500.
Recipients please post your crap when it arrives; i'm curious if these goodies will differ from the Woot-Off BOC's
So you either had to have a woot watcher, or you just had to happen and check woot during the give away period?
@sprkmaker: That's what it seems. Knowing Woot, they are just trying to keep people from leaving their websites :)
http://moofi.woot.com/moofi/robots.txt
there is Full Stats link as other woots, there was 500 of them.
this one lasted a good 15 minutes, with an order almost every 2 minutes, seems like if you knew about it, you had a good chance of getting it
I'm in for my first BOC!
My wife and I both wait with much anticipation for this. I'm glad I don't have to explain it to her. Its definitely an impulsive thing, but like someone else said, the window opened and I bought without even thinking.
Thought I would update this thread with some info from "threepiecewoot" on the wootoff BOC thread. The moofi BOC's will be shipping out today with the other wootoff BOC's.
Time to furiously hit F5 waiting for a tracking number!
I am able to see my tracking number, using the Track By Reference in FedEx:
https://www.fedex.com/AltRefTracking?cntry_code=us
Just enter your Order number as the Reference, Destination Country and Zip. My Anticipated ship date is Today! :)
Cool! I checked mine and ETA is 6/28 with a weight of 12lbs and measurements: 24 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.5 in!
1.3lbs SmartPost here. Lookin' pretty crappy... ;-)
4.3lb here, suppose to be delivered tomorrow 6/25.
Weight 1.3 lbs - we'll see. due tomorrow
@syneye: So what did your 4.3lb package contain?
I got a Woot headband and wristbands, a UV toothbrush sanitizer, a reusable grocery bag, and a Wii rechargeable battery, but not the base that it needs to be recharged on, lol.
@g00gl3it: This is exactly what I got. And my friend who got one as well. I guess everyone, or at least many people, got this package.
So basically, absolutely nothing in here that I would use, other than maybe the grocery bag (if I ever remember it, and I doubt I will).
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