Being released March 4th
With free shipping for orders over $100 (and traditionally expensive, but expected-for-bottles-of-liquid shipping costs for under $100).
Put out by the humourously-named One Eyed Spirits, Ron de Jeremy, both a Spanish pun and a fan homage, is a rum crafted by one of the world's most famous rum makers, Don Pancho Fernandez. Don Pancho's rums are widely considered to be some of the finest on the market, although there aren't too many, as he still hand crafts them personally. Given his reputation, this should be a very good rum, and certainly an amusing conversation starter.
Rest in the comfort that the only thing about this bottle that has anything to do with Ron Jeremy is the name. ;)