dealsron de jeremy, the ron jeremy tribute blended rum…

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Oh.My.Lord. This is just all sorts of wrong :)

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Which, really, is what makes it so right. ;)

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Well, at least it's rum and not tequila, so there's no worm in the bottle...

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Ron J is one ugly mofo! He prob will never score with a fine chick =p

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Just like countless aspiring actresses who've hit rock bottom - you too can taste a little Ron Jeremy. You can't put a price on class - but this will cost you $29.99.

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A shot of this rum is money...

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D OUhhh..Never score with a fine chick? Are you joking? Dude, it's Ron Jeremy. Let's all think about this one boys, and my girls can chime in any time. This could become quite the comedy as long as we keep it clean ;) if one had to choose between the Infamous Ron Jeremy and A super good looking guy ..well until he drops those draw'! Ha! A woman, I can only magine the disappoint I'd feel having been practically drooling over that oh so strikingly beautiful sexy man:( A man of Ron Jeremy's stature...well, At least he's honest(what you see IS the worst you'll get kind of thing) hmm....ok, I'll shut my mouth and stop the randomness! It's been entertaining for myself, I hope I did't fend anybody. I' m just trying to be playful and cause a few laughs. Random thoughts...I won't try to make a point here. I have heard....uhhh...err...SEEN it all now:o Good Day Folks!

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'. . . long elegant finish.'

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I take it you are supposed to make penis coladas with it?

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I wonder if it's his own special blend...

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The neck of the bottle should be longer.

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@durkzilla: they already HAVE a tequila named after him: PatRON! (Sorry)

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Seriously though, don't disparage tequila- and no GOOD tequila has a worm in it!

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Rum. From the Hedgehog of Love. Alrightythen.

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Its not as good as John Holmes Gin or Peter North Vodka, but this stuff is alright. But make sure you stay away from the Nina Hartley Crotch Scotch, its pretty nasty.

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At least you can get this home and suck it down all by yourself. In for one, if only for the novelty.

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If it were Dirk Diggler, maybe, but Ron Jeremy, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

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When I first read this, I thought it said "Ron Burgundy Rum."

"Stay classy San Diego!"

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Last thing I need is my wife thinking of Ron Jeremy when looking at me.

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@durkzilla: tequila is not the drink that features a worm in the bottle, as popularly believed...the drink you are thinking of is mezcal.

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@priss2500: How drunk were you when you wrote that?

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@drhardcrab: you would need some Jenna Jameson Coconut Milk mixed in with the Ron de Jeremy Rum in order to make your penis colada! ;)

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@ae95160: I'm fairly certain that "thinking" and "drinking" are two things I've never done simultaneously.

But thanks for the clarification on the worm thing.

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No worm in this, but it's got some of his "curlies" floating in there...and maybe some chest hair, too.

(I making it up, folks, but it could still be true!)

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Not sure if I want to hold this bottle and ask my friends "anyone for a cocktail?"

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@ae95160: That's what I used to think also, but under the category of life altering, there is no santa claus and the car really didn't talk on Night rider, I just learend the other day that mexcal is actually the generic category and tequila is a subset of that.

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@akellner: Mezcal is actually a very old drink...and reminds me of the way band aids smell...I believe that it was a Spaniard that first introduced tequila, and it was basically further refined mezcal...but today, I'm not so sure...all I know is that I don't really care for ether...Rum on the other hand...candy is dandy, but liqueur is quicker...

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I think tequila, technically, can only be made from the blue agave, while mescal is made from other varieties.

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezcal

Wikipedia clears it up. It says that tequila IS a mescal made from the blue agave, while plain old mescal is made from the maguey (another type of agave).

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if you drink this, there is a high probability that you WILL get a STD.

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@skrutinizr: ahaha, definitely the most original comment.

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This gives the term "hard liquor" a whole (or is it hole?) new meaning.

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I'm not sure if I'd drink anything with Ron Jeremy's name on it lol.

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Each bottle contains one (or more) genuine white tadpole, courtesy of Ron Jeremy.

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@durkzilla: they couldn't find a bottle long enough for the worm they wanted to put in the bottle.... and Ron is a great man check out the documentary about him ... he saves his money and wont spend it "like a true Jew" < his words LMAO and the fact he is now branding more than just porn things (but rather things that lead to porno's in college) i think he is a smart man :)

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Got a really bad mental image of Ron himself asking if you'd like that drink stirred.

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@scootergptx: or to ask to have them pour you a "Stiff Drink" YIKES!