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Ron de Jeremy, the Ron Jeremy tribute Blended Rum preorder

Ron de Jeremy, the Ron Jeremy tribute Blended Rum preorder for $29.99

Feb 26, 2011 2:08 PM

Being released March 4th

With free shipping for orders over $100 (and traditionally expensive, but expected-for-bottles-of-liquid shipping costs for under $100).

Put out by the humourously-named One Eyed Spirits, Ron de Jeremy, both a Spanish pun and a fan homage, is a rum crafted by one of the world's most famous rum makers, Don Pancho Fernandez. Don Pancho's rums are widely considered to be some of the finest on the market, although there aren't too many, as he still hand crafts them personally. Given his reputation, this should be a very good rum, and certainly an amusing conversation starter.

Rest in the comfort that the only thing about this bottle that has anything to do with Ron Jeremy is the name. ;)

@ drinkupny.com

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Oh.My.Lord. This is just all sorts of wrong :)

lavikinga lavikinga
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Which, really, is what makes it so right. ;)

eneref eneref
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Well, at least it's rum and not tequila, so there's no worm in the bottle...

durkzilla durkzilla
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Ron J is one ugly mofo! He prob will never score with a fine chick =p

peterflynn peterflynn
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Just like countless aspiring actresses who've hit rock bottom - you too can taste a little Ron Jeremy. You can't put a price on class - but this will cost you $29.99.

kitlemmonds kitlemmonds
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A shot of this rum is money...

sommelierbrad sommelierbrad
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D OUhhh..Never score with a fine chick? Are you joking? Dude, it's Ron Jeremy. Let's all think about this one boys, and my girls can chime in any time. This could become quite the comedy as long as we keep it clean ;) if one had to choose between the Infamous Ron Jeremy and A super good looking guy ..well until he drops those draw'! Ha! A woman, I can only magine the disappoint I'd feel having been practically drooling over that oh so strikingly beautiful sexy man:( A man of Ron Jeremy's stature...well, At least he's honest(what you see IS the worst you'll get kind of thing) hmm....ok, I'll shut my mouth and stop the randomness! It's been entertaining for myself, I hope I did't fend anybody. I' m just trying to be playful and cause a few laughs. Random thoughts...I won't try to make a point here. I have heard....uhhh...err...SEEN it all now:o Good Day Folks!

priss2500 priss2500
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Lol, Sommelier!

priss2500 priss2500
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'. . . long elegant finish.'

grsgrass grsgrass
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I take it you are supposed to make penis coladas with it?

drhardcrab drhardcrab
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I wonder if it's his own special blend...

machoot machoot
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The neck of the bottle should be longer.

tcayer tcayer
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@durkzilla: they already HAVE a tequila named after him: PatRON! (Sorry)

tcayer tcayer
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Seriously though, don't disparage tequila- and no GOOD tequila has a worm in it!

tcayer tcayer
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@tcayer: what he said

zippy the pinhead zippy the pinhead
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@tcayer: http://instantrimshot.com/

durkzilla durkzilla
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Rum. From the Hedgehog of Love. Alrightythen.

misry misry
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Its not as good as John Holmes Gin or Peter North Vodka, but this stuff is alright. But make sure you stay away from the Nina Hartley Crotch Scotch, its pretty nasty.

rhinoceros1 rhinoceros1
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At least you can get this home and suck it down all by yourself. In for one, if only for the novelty.

toddrainer toddrainer
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If it were Dirk Diggler, maybe, but Ron Jeremy, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

flamingonut flamingonut
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Does it come in pints?

nuurgle nuurgle
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When I first read this, I thought it said "Ron Burgundy Rum."

"Stay classy San Diego!"

jtlittlebro2 jtlittlebro2
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Last thing I need is my wife thinking of Ron Jeremy when looking at me.

metairony metairony
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This looks good...

rufio20 rufio20
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@durkzilla: tequila is not the drink that features a worm in the bottle, as popularly believed...the drink you are thinking of is mezcal.

ae95160 ae95160
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@priss2500: How drunk were you when you wrote that?

trendkill7577 trendkill7577
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@drhardcrab: you would need some Jenna Jameson Coconut Milk mixed in with the Ron de Jeremy Rum in order to make your penis colada! ;)

deathstalker deathstalker
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@ae95160: I'm fairly certain that "thinking" and "drinking" are two things I've never done simultaneously.

But thanks for the clarification on the worm thing.

durkzilla durkzilla
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No worm in this, but it's got some of his "curlies" floating in there...and maybe some chest hair, too.

(I making it up, folks, but it could still be true!)

dazoneranger dazoneranger
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Not sure if I want to hold this bottle and ask my friends "anyone for a cocktail?"

akellner akellner
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@ae95160: That's what I used to think also, but under the category of life altering, there is no santa claus and the car really didn't talk on Night rider, I just learend the other day that mexcal is actually the generic category and tequila is a subset of that.

akellner akellner
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@akellner: Mezcal is actually a very old drink...and reminds me of the way band aids smell...I believe that it was a Spaniard that first introduced tequila, and it was basically further refined mezcal...but today, I'm not so sure...all I know is that I don't really care for ether...Rum on the other hand...candy is dandy, but liqueur is quicker...

jamesrose jamesrose
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I think tequila, technically, can only be made from the blue agave, while mescal is made from other varieties.

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezcal

Wikipedia clears it up. It says that tequila IS a mescal made from the blue agave, while plain old mescal is made from the maguey (another type of agave).

dazoneranger dazoneranger
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if you drink this, there is a high probability that you WILL get a STD.

majorbluntz majorbluntz
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Does it come in a box?

skrutinizr skrutinizr
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@skrutinizr: ahaha, definitely the most original comment.

jjj611 jjj611
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This gives the term "hard liquor" a whole (or is it hole?) new meaning.

dsorgnzd dsorgnzd
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I'm not sure if I'd drink anything with Ron Jeremy's name on it lol.

oombadaga oombadaga
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Each bottle contains one (or more) genuine white tadpole, courtesy of Ron Jeremy.

superninja superninja
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@durkzilla: they couldn't find a bottle long enough for the worm they wanted to put in the bottle.... and Ron is a great man check out the documentary about him ... he saves his money and wont spend it "like a true Jew" < his words LMAO and the fact he is now branding more than just porn things (but rather things that lead to porno's in college) i think he is a smart man :)

hmcib hmcib
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@rufio20: hi

ruf1o ruf1o
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Got a really bad mental image of Ron himself asking if you'd like that drink stirred.

scootergptx scootergptx
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@scootergptx: or to ask to have them pour you a "Stiff Drink" YIKES!

deathstalker deathstalker

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