deals16 million pure capsaicin crystals, 1.0ml. for…

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ooooooooh i wouldn't mess around with this stuff though... i don't know who could actually use it properly. The 16 million heat rating means that it has to be diluted with 16 million equal parts of oil for ever part capsaicin. this is some wicked stuff... uspecially considering the hottest pepper in the world which just recently replaced the bhut jolokia is the Moruga Scorpion pepper and the hottest documented case of that pepper was only 2 million heat rating

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@witteeric: You are correct. You need to be very careful. It comes with gloves, tweezers, mask etc. If you are making a big pot of chili. 16 serving size maybe. One maybe 2 crystals is all you'll need. Only ever start with one though. At the very least it would make a cool talking point in the kitchen. Must be kept out of reach of children and drunken fools!

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@witteeric: Also the scoville scale means that 16 million parts are required to dilute it down to zero heat. So you can work off that.

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So many practical jokes. So many ER trip inducing practical jokes...

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@matt1976: If somebody had a heart problem, and not many people know they do until it's too late. This could finish them off if used foolishly. If you want to play jokes. Get a 1 million scoville bottle of sauce and put a few drops on somebodies hot dog. That will more than suffice!

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@thefaz: I was thinking something more along the lines of poking a couple crystals into your buddy's deodorant or condoms.

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@matt1976: As a child did you torture small furry animals?

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@thefaz: No, it was a skill I picked up later on in life.

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This stuff is amazing--but just having the powder straight doesn't really do much. You've got to liquify it first (either by boiling it, or by mixing in high percentage alcohol. 70% or higher. I just use a few drops of Everclear). Otherwise it tastes a little hot, but probably not even 1 million scoville heat. Once it is liquified though--bring the pain. One container will last you a lifetime.

For extra "fun" you can make the most painful alcoholic shot possible. Prairie Fire style, except actually hot. You take a shot of Everclear 190 proof, and dump in some pure Cap crystals. Highest content alcohol there is, with the hottest hot sauce chemically possible. I call the shot the Killshot, and for good reason. The most enjoyably awful shot I've ever had.

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I can't just sprinkle these on my pizza?

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@w00tgurl: If you're playing Russian roulette at the time? Why not?

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@matt1976: He must be a very close "buddy" if you can put something in his condom.

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@jmbunkin: Small razor nick in the seam of the package should get the job done.

A roommate tried it on several people with itching powder when I was in the Army.

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@matt1976: Itching powder and cap crystal are VERY different!

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@matt1976: Why not leave the razor near by so when this stuff kicks in your buddy can de-willie himself right then and there. I know you're only joking but hope no one does this.