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How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written… for $9.59

Jan 13, 2012 1:59 PM

This is a pre-order and will be shipped on January 17, 2012

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Paperback: 192 pages

Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and now also probably a bestselling author. A world-class playboy and former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player, he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, the Orient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, and Gstaad. This is his first book.

Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one?Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda

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loubriccant loubriccant

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He's back and bringing more raunchy adventures than ever before!
Oh, and the Archer deal is pretty good too.

drunkcajun drunkcajun
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@drunkcajun: I'm a staunch, raunch supporter!

"You better call Kenny Loggins. 'Cause you're in the danger zone."

loubriccant loubriccant
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LANAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Danger zone!

bkendall13 bkendall13
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Sterling: Hey! I'm serious. Look at me, seriously, Lana. Forget the eye bandage, but the hair, the strong jawline—who do I remind you of?
Lana: Nobody.
Sterling: Say it. Say it. Say it!
Lana: Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
Sterling: No! Not in Deliverance. In Gator! How can you not see that?

loubriccant loubriccant
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It's like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby, and named it "This Exact Situation"

thum thum
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I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase...[pulls out gun] "I am commandeering this airboat!"

loubriccant loubriccant
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Must have. I love Archer. James Bond meets The Office and everyone is banging everyone.

wickedd365 wickedd365
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"M" as in "Mancy"!

ndcouch ndcouch
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This brings back many childhoodmemories.

donjairo23 donjairo23
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SPLOOSH

khamill khamill
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Yeeeup, this is now my boyfriend's Valentine's Day gift.

athensha athensha
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Archer: I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes.
Woodhouse: Very good, sir.
Archer: [pause] I also need you to buy sand.
Woodhouse: Yes, sir.
Archer: I don't know if they grade it, but...coarse.

meanolthing meanolthing
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When they're dead they're just called hookers!

benyust2 benyust2
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I'm calling it "Terms of Enrampagement."

ssurugger ssurugger
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"Lets pretend these doughnuts are marbles and you're a hungry hungry hippo"

bknabl bknabl
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I call him fisto-roboto...

cjhakey cjhakey
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Eat grenade, stupids!

tljx tljx
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It's a tactical turtle-neck.... a 'tactle-neck'

ndcouch ndcouch
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You're obviously into greek. Get it? Thank you Abulurd.

happyknappybeard happyknappybeard
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(After Ray see's the rocket launcher)Uh oh! hey guys, my car is slowing down for some unknown reason. Must be out of.... carburetor....

ndcouch ndcouch
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This book's cover is a neat lampoon of an actual British James Bond Annual from 1965

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/James-Bond-007-Official-Annual-1965-/150734608680?pt=Antiquarian_Books_UK&hash=item23187b9928

richardmd richardmd
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A bit of a preview (the foreword by Mallory and the preface by Archer) here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/77797870/How-to-Archer-by-Sterling-Archer-Preview-1

teevee teevee
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SPLOOSH!!!!

mkentosh mkentosh
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@teevee: i really really want this now

ndcouch ndcouch
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"Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause."

loubriccant loubriccant
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"Delaney...did you see Regis this morning?"

slammajamma slammajamma
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"you've been chain smoking joints the size of tampons"

ndcouch ndcouch
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@ndcouch: LOL

loubriccant loubriccant
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I pray the team at ISIS is not jumping the shark too fast. The show now has a theme song with lyrics and now this......

mkentosh mkentosh
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"she's like the Pele of anal"

mkentosh mkentosh
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@mkentosh: the song you keep hearing with lyrics is not their "theme song". the opening theme for the show is instrumental. the song you hear during the commercials is an old Nancy Sinatra song that came out in the 60's/70's. it just happens to be about secret agents, and so htey are using it. not sure how that constitutes "jumping the shark"

ndcouch ndcouch

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