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He's back and bringing more raunchy adventures than ever before!
Oh, and the Archer deal is pretty good too.

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@drunkcajun: I'm a staunch, raunch supporter!

"You better call Kenny Loggins. 'Cause you're in the danger zone."

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LANAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Danger zone!

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Sterling: Hey! I'm serious. Look at me, seriously, Lana. Forget the eye bandage, but the hair, the strong jawline—who do I remind you of?
Lana: Nobody.
Sterling: Say it. Say it. Say it!
Lana: Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
Sterling: No! Not in Deliverance. In Gator! How can you not see that?

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It's like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby, and named it "This Exact Situation"

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I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase...[pulls out gun] "I am commandeering this airboat!"

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Must have. I love Archer. James Bond meets The Office and everyone is banging everyone.

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This brings back many childhoodmemories.

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Yeeeup, this is now my boyfriend's Valentine's Day gift.

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Archer: I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes.
Woodhouse: Very good, sir.
Archer: [pause] I also need you to buy sand.
Woodhouse: Yes, sir.
Archer: I don't know if they grade it, but...coarse.

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When they're dead they're just called hookers!

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I'm calling it "Terms of Enrampagement."

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"Lets pretend these doughnuts are marbles and you're a hungry hungry hippo"

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I call him fisto-roboto...

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It's a tactical turtle-neck.... a 'tactle-neck'

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You're obviously into greek. Get it? Thank you Abulurd.

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(After Ray see's the rocket launcher)Uh oh! hey guys, my car is slowing down for some unknown reason. Must be out of.... carburetor....

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A bit of a preview (the foreword by Mallory and the preface by Archer) here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/77797870/How-to-Archer-by-Sterling-Archer-Preview-1

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@teevee: i really really want this now

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"Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause."

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"Delaney...did you see Regis this morning?"

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"you've been chain smoking joints the size of tampons"

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I pray the team at ISIS is not jumping the shark too fast. The show now has a theme song with lyrics and now this......

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"she's like the Pele of anal"

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@mkentosh: the song you keep hearing with lyrics is not their "theme song". the opening theme for the show is instrumental. the song you hear during the commercials is an old Nancy Sinatra song that came out in the 60's/70's. it just happens to be about secret agents, and so htey are using it. not sure how that constitutes "jumping the shark"