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Sep 25, 2012 2:09 PM

Hundreds of funny quotes by famous people that will tickle your funny bone and make your brain's humor center tingle. No anonymous quotes here and no boring quotes allowed. Here's a few examples:

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture”
- Martin Mull

“The best things in life make you sweaty.”
- Edgar Allan Poe

“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby

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