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Crotch Guard Sample Pack (Helps Prevent Saddle Sores)

Crotch Guard Sample Pack (Helps Prevent Saddle Sores) for $1 + free shipping

Designed exclusively for cyclists to relieve the many irritations commonly known as saddle sores. The moisturizing and healing properties can last up to 8 hours. This is Serious Protection!! Each packet contains 2ml of product saturating a towelette wipe for easy application. Our packets are very portable... carry them in your gym bag or shirt pocket during a long ride!

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by atd15
added 4 months ago

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Hey MODS! Yeah, this technically is a lube, but it's not a LUBE lube, IF ya know what I mean.

I'm back in the saddle again
Out where a friend is a friend
Where the longhorn cattle feed
On the lowly gypsum weed
Back in the saddle again

lavikinga
4 months ago

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coconut oil works better, and its safe to eat

fit410s
4 months ago

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@atd15

I'm curious as to what search words you used to find this...lol.

aksman44
4 months ago

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On a serious note, Uberlube.

dextermeth
4 months ago

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@aksman44: I started with cowboy style baked beans, which led to flatulence, which then led to anal sores, which then led to saddle sores, and then the fine product you see today

atd15
4 months ago

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@atd15

God bless the internet.

aksman44
4 months ago

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As a scientist I'm really chafed that they don't have a list of ingredients in this potion/lotion on their website. (seriously. It doesn't touch my lips or skin unless I know exactly what it is- mainly because I can usually duplicate it or substitute for it for much cheaper.)

That said, upvoted for the sore cowboys who don't know chemistry from cowpies, and don't care.

dcpotts
4 months ago

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a little deceptive deal.

Picture on woot page is of a bottle, but sample is just a small foil pouch.

I saw the bottle and $1 and said "it'll be a good gag gift".
$1 for a sample pouch (which probably says "not for retail sale") is kinda lame.

My $.02

souka
4 months ago

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@fit410s
Considering where this is designed to be applied,I can't imagine why anyone wanting to eat either...

bobengle3
4 months ago

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(I can't help myself, I have to type this or I will explode. I had a wonderful friend, Lorie, who asked for one of those slow cooker deals for Christmas so she could cook soup or chili all day. And she had a young nephew who called the item "Aunt Lorie's crotch pot.")

gertiestn
4 months ago

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