dealsaccoutrements inflatable unicorn horn for cats…

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I'm trying to imagine Camry allowing me to put this on her head.

Nope. Can't do it.

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@blgauthier: Too crazy too allow me to put a horn on her head!

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Already own one, totally would not buy again as it does NOT give our cat anything even resembling unicorn powers. So bummed.

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@fubarguy: Weird. Ever since this purchase my cat is pooping rainbows.

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NoooS! Kitty is not a pinata!
Let us not bear paws against each other, for hairballs can be the new currency in exchange for more catnip.

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If you look on the side, one of the other Amazon sellers has it for 5.98 shipped.

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By the way, this has to be the most humiliating thing that you could do to your cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfM23iChzs

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Inflatable hmmm... Cats are the ones with claws right?

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the cat looks really pissed about the horn

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from the page for the product, after the manufacturer's description:

Product Description
If these weren't sweet, chewy and gum like you'd swear you were eating a genuine dill pickle! Each 3 1/4" x 2 1/2" x 3/4" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains about twenty two dill flavored gumballs.

strangely enough, the page for the dill flavored gumballs is missing a product description!

it really says this. copy editor needs coffee!

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At least the Amazon reviews are entertaining.

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If this comes with bandages and antibiotic ointment I'm in for one.

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@thericochet: I hope that was a joke......I might agree with you if this was gold plated. Its a 7$ gag gift, how about you fight something more than the cat novelty industry.

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@fit410s: Cats love it! It says so on the box

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The reviews for this product are great, especially the 1 star reviews:

"I thought it would be fun if my cat looked like a magical unicorn of medieval lore. Not so fun is that he has taken this unicorn mythology a bit too seriously around my girlfriend. Lately, whenever she approaches or tries to pet him, he darts off wildly in a rage. "Only a maiden pure may tame the unicorn!" he says. Jackass."

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@polishemt: No, I was dead serious about a $7 item meant to dress up your cat as a unicorn as only being available to the Park Avenue elites. Nice of you to sound like a Maury audience member with your 'how about you' comment though.

Yes, I was joking. Holy crap people.

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@beautyofmachines:
Yah, but what's their return policy?
Imagine the company opening up a returned package, to find a really angry kitty with a vendetta....Sucks to be them.

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@thericochet: Downvotes are a bummer, yes, but in defense of @polishemt (maybe others, too), I didn't detect any sarcasm in your original post. Looked like another class warfare grumble on its surface. Sorry to jump to an incorrect conclusion, but there was nothing there to indicate otherwise.

Suggest adding a line like "/sarcasm" or similar banality in the future. Less witty, maybe, but also less likely to rile up those internetters.

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@i1patrick: I definitely get what you mean. I figured saying that a $6.29 feline unicorn horn was just for rich people would automatically be seen for what it was with minimal need for qualification. My mistake though apparently.

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@thericochet: sorry, I down voted because I didn't think it was funny. Try harder.

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@kev50027: because your "witches cauldron prices" joke here was so great?

http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/76c2ba9e-b899-45a1-b5c4-c7fc0a4dbe59/casamda-2-1-2-gallon-clear-optic-glass-beverage-jar

I'm going to definitely take comedy advice from you from now on.

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@thericochet: Hell hath no fury like someone whose joke was not funny and got a lot of down votes. You want the truth? My joke was awful, but yours was still worse and you should feel bad.

Seriously though, relax, your life does not depend on up or down votes, and if it does, you may need some help. What's worse than posting a dumb joke is complaining that no one got your dumb joke, then getting spiteful when someone points out the joke is dumb.

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@kev50027: Funny how you think your joke was funnier. Mine was dated but at least it was referencing something relatively recent in the zeitgeist. Witches cauldrons? Rising in prices? Huh? Probably hilarious if you're in the 5th grade doing Halloween construction paper art projects.

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@saerith: Sure are, that's why I just glue a nice, big, solid dildo on my cat's head! =D

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@fit410s: Have you ever seen a cat in a costume that didn't look pissed off?

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Still on sale, just $6.95, instead of $6.29.

I'm curious to how much of murderous rage my cats would be in if I put this on them...

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@thericochet: You really like to argue, don't you? Lucky you! I do too! As dumb as my joke was, (and it was pretty dumb) at least it was clear that it was a joke. Also, you were not the target audience for the joke, since you're not a witch like Christine O'Donnell and Nancy Pelosi. How do I know they are witches? Nancy looks, sounds, and acts like one, and Christine weighs the same as a duck, and is therefore made of wood, which means she's flammable, which makes her a witch. Unfortunately, she disagrees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44mqiBrB0zI

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@dnlkolender: wow, that is just a torrent of horrible mental images.