Brondell Swash 800 Advanced Bidet Seat - 35% off regular price
coupon code: WOOT
BIDETTTTT-O! IT’S BIDET IT’S BIDET IT’S BID-AY-AY-ay-o. Clean your bottom before you leave home.
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Reg Price $599.00
Too funny... “My wife and I ordered a Swash for our master bath. We didn't tell our six-year old twins about it but in no time we were waiting in line for our own bathroom! The boys loved it so much we ordered one for them!”
"You don't wash your dishes with dry paper" the video for this is hilarious.
still not paying $389 for a toilet seat
ugh....heated seats. So it feels just like someone got off right before you. I take a little comfort in the cold little sting when I sit down.
The coupon code is only for the top-of-the-line Swash 800, not the other models.
Also, there's free ground shipping.
Is a very Expensive toilet seat
"BIDETTTTT-O! IT’S BIDET IT’S BIDET IT’S BID-AY-AY-ay-o"
Awesome! That's my favorite song from my parents' Harry Belafonte album.
Now I have to find out if I can download it somewhere ...
We've had a similar unit in one bathroom for years and love it. Time to get another for the other bathroom, and this one looks like a major improvement on the old one we paid at least 3 times as much for.
@unclefreddy: I wouldn't either. But this is a bidet. Just like it says in the title, description, and on the linked site. A great solution for those who want a bidet, but may not have the room for (or desire to install) both a toilet and a bidet. Yeah, it's expensive. But it isn't just a "toilet seat".
If you notice the simular deals, you can retrofit your existing seat foe ~ $89, a considerable savings.
Now THIS would have been great for Mother's Day, especially for new moms (oy, the pain).
I was in a grouchy mood this morning until I read your "description" of the product. I'm not in the market for the product, but thanks for the much needed laugh.
@ginawoot: Here is the original http://www.amazon.com/Banana-Boat-Song-Day-O/dp/B00137RF9I/ref=sr_1_38?ie=UTF8&qid=1273492052&sr=1-38 (99 cents)
and the remastered http://www.amazon.com/Day-O-Banana-Boat-Digitally-Remastered/dp/B00138AQBQ/ref=sr_1_37?ie=UTF8&qid=1273492192&sr=1-37 ($1.29)
edit: You gotta love a guy who did a song called Zombie Jamboree.
You gotta wonder how many people have electrical outlets next to their toilets.
But a very funny video.
I find it very funny that the next offer on Woot is for Shark Pocket Ultra Steam Blaster for Hard Surfaces. Is this just in case a simple blast of water isn't enough? Yowsa!
@gnomeking: I completely agree with your comment.
Watch their video at 2:45min. Best quote "what a good feeling, mmmmmmmm, what a difference. Yes."
At 2:55 in the video wife(?) looks at husband(?) and says "what a difference". He then says "Yes". Does that mean that they were both stinky before they got this?
This isn't for me.
I would rather have a dirty butt and $599 in my wallet.
Every time I lay some pipe, I spray organic apple cider vinegar up and around that junk. Gets it clean enough to eat off. Its portable also, and costs just pennies. Vinegar cleans much better then just water. Quit living in the dark ages, and put vinegar in a small spray bottle, and blitz your junk after every load you drop.
Memorable quotes for
Demolition Man (1993)
John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but uh... you're out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did... did you say toilet paper?
Lenina Huxley: Um... they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...
[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.
While I wouldn't sink that kind of cash into the throne right now, I can understand the allure for some. Every toilet in Japan has these, and it was quite refreshing after you get used to it.
I encountered these types of toilet seats on a trip to Japan. I have praised these seats to anyone that will listen. It is a big joke in the family, but when the wife and I build our new house we made sure there was an outlet next to the toilet. These are genius!
In for three....
Will this work with my mac?
I'd think about this for a minute, but I don't have an outlet near any of the toilets. Come to think of it, I don't know many people that do. I like how there is a cleverly placed GFCI outlet right by the toilet on the installation page.
I have something similar, http://www.amazon.com/SW554-01-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0011YSEUC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1273521041&sr=8-1 worth it's weight in gold. Everyone laughs at it but they all want one.
LMAO!! That couple is Doug and Julie from Days of Our Lives! Man they must be broke.
Ok I'm loath to admit this but I have one of these from a competitor, Toto. It's amazing! Everyone laughs about it but really, WHY do we thing it's so important to use soap and water to wash our dishes but not at least rinse our posteriors after 'use'? The whole idea of not using this has become slightly disgusting to me now.
No, I didn't have an electrical outlet by the toilet. Yes, I hired someone to install one which really wasn't that much trouble since it was right on the other side of the wall. BEST decision ever made on household renovations was to get that Toto toilet and washlet seat. Certainly well worth being laughed at for owning one.
Total: $389.35 AFTER DISCOUNT
If the pole shift was not around the corner I might buy this, but for 389.35 I can buy a bunch of vinegar and toilet paper.
When the earths power is out this will be of no use.
Hey?? If we use this ass hose, will we not need toilet paper?
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This just reminds me of the SNL joke recently on bidets. "And there's a, a sturdiness to it? The bidet. It can accommodate a, uh, fairly, heavy carriage?"
LOL :)
How to use a bidet/douchette.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDls_7TmaDY
What's happening to woot? Is it becoming so commercial that it won't give you the price of the item without requiring you to punch through the link? I won't click through, even out of curiousity. I hope woot doesn't take to trying to keep doing this stuff, or they'll be finding themselves with less people to woot-off.
@escfrizby: I just think it's hysterical that they're from Half MOON Bay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in for one video
@fit410s: Ummm. the equivalent of this one is the EB800 which "oddly" enough costs $390 also... hmmm...
@escfrizby: I have twins boys and after they got sick of using it as a water fountain they'd use it to bathe the cat, I assure you.
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